Mac Lethal, Dirtbag Dan, Grind Time Now - Mac Lethal vs Dirtbag Dan lyrics
[Mac Lethal, Dirtbag Dan, Grind Time Now - Mac Lethal vs Dirtbag Dan lyrics]
Black people
You know who doesn't like black people?
Mac Lethal maybe if he didn't act emo
Or one time tried to rap sober
But the only thing black down with
Mac is fucking Black Clover
How you gon' have Black be the
First word in your label name
When you don't have one black label mate
I should take a skate board, black label made
And SMACK Mac in his mangled face
Plus, I'm just appalled to say
On top of all that, y'all are gay
I rep the Bay the only Mac's I fucking back
Are Mall and Dre
You wanna hit the beach on some Speedo shit
Pick up some little kids on some pedo' shit
The only reason we know he exists
Is cause of you dissing those guido pics
Bitch like a bro, this like a bro
Probably got a small little dick like a bro
Asher Roth got paid and you didn't and
Now you're pissed like a bro that's stupid
What kind of idiot gets beat to
The punch making frat music? That dude did
You try to market that hideous fucking face
You couldn't and Mac knew it
Wait, scratch that, I guess Brother Ali could
But let's face facts Mac
You're not Brother Ali good
You trying to call me a
Racist male is embarrassing
I do look like Brother Ali
Why do you pale in comparison
Frat guy music? Dude that's not even true
But I bet Asher Roth has
Fucking rapped longer than you
What? You want a race war Dirtbag Dan?
Bitch you look like the leader
Of the Kirk Klax Klan
I'ma serve backhands, reverse back slam
The day you see your first black man
You'll be like
"Word dude i heard that man"
You want a race war? Let's be Asian
Give me the golden skin
I'm Dumbfoundead, you're Tantrum
I'm General Tso, you're Jin
You want a race war
Let's be black guys with
Light skinned features
I'll be Hollow Da Don
You're just Jizz Khalifia
You can suck my bronze tuba
You're having a race war inside
You're a Mexican but you
Look like Hans Gruber
The only race you know is NASCAR
The tires and the shocks
But you a liar, you ain't hot
You're just Ricky Bobby
Swearing you're on fire but you're not
You're just a rhythmless geek
In Grind Time you rap off beat
And there isn't a beat!
I'm gonna cut you into fucking limes
Motherfucker, you even let The Saurus punk
You with the double time
That beard on your little cunt face
Looks like Linda Lovelace when she's getting
Butt raped in a snuff tape
No black label mates? I'm so appalled
You're retarded it's a fact
My label's called Black Clover
You stupid motherfucker
The guy that started it was black!
Okaaay that was uncomfortable
I can't think of too many
Things than I hate more
Than listening to a skinhead
Repeat the words, "Race war"
Rhythmless geek?
You called me a "rhythmless geek"
Bitch, your shit at Scribble was weak
You're just pissed when you fell asleep
One of your frat buddies drew
A dick on your cheek
You tried that flippity rippity
Statue of Liberty
Shit you did to Okwerdz to me
And I will drop you with the top of my knee
I'm at the top of my game
Bitch why you talking to me?
For Mac it really ain't the same
Uless you rocking a beat
But this is not '03, and you are not OG
I got the style and the punches
What you got on me?
Nothing cause you're real wack
Everybody feel that
You can't be a real mack
If you lose to Illmac'
I mean shithe just a lil' Mac'
Time to back up some of
That shit that you talk
Sitting behind a computer with your
Dick in your palm
30 years ago, Sloth from The Goonies
Stopped doing movies and started putting
His dick in your mom
I fucking told you, at best
You're fresh for an old dude
It's ironic you're on rap music harassing
Rappers like a troll do
When you look like the trolls do in Troll 2
Wait, wait, wait, wait dick in my mom?
Dude if I pissed in your mother
She'd still get pregnant with a
Cuter kid than you brother
Plus, MY DICK is the size of Illmac'
Even your girl beat it she was waist high
Spitting out more 'Mac than Conceited
But nothing you say will make me say "oww"
You don't got heart
Just fake shit in your chest like J Woww
But that was not a double time Dan
This is the double time shit
I be killing this filming the filaments
Elements I'm gonna speed it up a little bit
And knock you with lil' bit of rhythm
All the syllables are killing
And it's imminent wait, wait, wait
You want me to do fast
Shit? Let's do triple time
Dick and a taking it out
Sticking my dick in and kicking it raw Dan
He started rapping when he heard "Informer"
Something you've never heard
Beforequadruple time brrrrrrrrrrrrrtfaggot
It's actually tragic here
There's madness in the atmosphere
Hey Bob Ross
Go paint yourself a happy little rap career
Hacksaw Jim Duggan looking like an inbred
Slack jawed kid's cousin
I'm an attack dog
I'ma feed you Mac's tall stick
Leave your ass raw, ripped, bubbling
Then show you my fat balls with onions
That gibbity grippity shit and
Sloth from The Goonies
Are two things we already heard
Okwerdz say to me
So lay on the ground faggot
It's face fuck time
Cause I don't like youdrake punch line
Aye, did y'all catch that?
Did you say you wanted to leave me, "Raw
Ripped with your tall stick"?
That's extra faggy plus, I guarantee
Your balls only seem fat in
Comparison to your small dick
What? Am I supposed to act like
We're two masters putting swords together?
Cause you and Sage Francis went
On broccoli throwing tours together?
You faggots hold hands and
Protests Klan bakes
You both know how a man tastes
And your whole fan base looks
Like old Klan tapes
Your little buddy Grieves
Used to refer to your chest as
His own personal man cave
You'd cuddle up in the van on tour
And promise to keep your man safe
Each morning you made him pancakes
You got pictures kissing his cheek
You faggots whisper to speak
You probably pierced his lip with your teeth
All your little boyfriend left you
With was heartbreak and regret
That, and a little tethered lock of
Bang hair that he kept
You can't blame him, he was thinking
"Why pay him respect?"
He ain't nothing but a
Fucking Rhymesayers reject
How could they market that ugly mug?
I bet at the office they used
To call you "Ugly Slug"
Both of y'all make music for
15 year old bitches except
None of them sluts would ever let you plug
Quit the tough guy act, no one's buying it
Like you're all pumped up off some
Eye Of The Tiger shit
All you old fucks see us trying this
And decided to crawl back out of retirement
Well I could give a
Fuck about Iron Swallowmen
Or the cat that got snacks for Ditty
How the fuck could a Mac be Lethal?
A Tech-N9ne runs Kansas City
This battle would be mad exciting but
Your pussy cat is biting
Trying to diss Sage Francis
Bitch you look exactly like him
Hell yeah we went on tour
Your rookie ass should try it
And stop acting like San Jose is so crooked
Bad and violent see I heard one of his songs
Over a gangster rap beat
He said he's so street that he
Kicks grown men in the teeth
Then I googled San Jose and I was like
"You kidding me? It stumped me
Dan here lives in the second
Richest city in the country
And everybody there has a
Lexus and eight slaves
Better than great days
Pet leopards and great danes
In high school you had varsity
Letters and straight A's
Your dad's a lawyer, everyday he makes 78K
So if you ever got caught with 70 AK's
You would only have to go to
Jail for seven or eight days
Your dad would bribe the judges
You could get away with robbery
Like in Grind Time
You bribed the judges and
Get away with robbery
See the truth is Dan that
You're wack to me son
There's not a Grind Time battle
That you actually won
And even though Kat set this up
I don't respect you punk
You wanted a promo battle so I
Wouldn't fuck your record up while
After this battle I'm going
Back to selling records, fucking groupies
Selling merch, doing shows and touring
After this battle you're going back
To selling pancakes with
My choice of two sides at IHOP Monday morning
It must suck being broke you
Little poor midget you kansas City bitch
Tech-N9ne runs your city too