Grinderman - Depth Charge Ethel lyrics

Come on, Jim

I entered the room and the canned laughter
Ethel was angled across some dude's knee
I offered to clothe her to
Feed and to bath her
If she'd just give me a little exclusivity

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is special to me
Yeah

Ethel is a woman that a river runs through
She is famous throughout the land
People come and bathe in her, yeah, you know
I do but lately it's been getting
Right out of hand

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is
Something special to me

To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars
To not kiss her can make you come unglued
So if you want a piece of her
You better get in there fast
Right now there is a ticket box and a queue

Depth Charge Ethel is something special
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is
Something special to me

Depth Charge Ethel thinks we should
All just take a chance
We should all love one another
It could be special
I'm in the back of a taxicab
With ants in my pants
I can't sit still, I know there gonna send me
I know there gonna send me

Depth Charge Ethel
Boy she's something special
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is heavy metal
Yeah, heavy metal
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is
Something special to me