Gunna, Saturday Night Live, Pete Davidson, Dirt Nasty, Chris Redd - Short-Ass Movies lyrics

These days, when I wanna sit
Down to watch a movie, i can
Find just about anything in the
World but night after night
There's only one kinda movie
I'm always looking for

And that's a short-ass movie
A really short movie
Like, at most, an hour-forty
Gimme that short-ass movie a short-ass movie
A really short movie
'Cause you know I ain't gon' sit here
And watch no long-ass movie

Found a flick, I'm 'bout to pick it
But right before I click it
I look down right below the line
And that's when I see the runtime
Three hours forty-seven minutes? Bro
You must be crazy no thanks
I'mma watch a short-ass movie
Like Driving Miss Daisy
I'm not pushin' "P" unless
It's under two hours
Like Lion King or Bad Moms
Or all three Austin Powers
I heard that Batman was great
So went to a theater and saw it
I pissed my pants twice
That s - was longer than The Hobbit

Gimme that short-ass movie a 90-minute movie
Like Liar Liar, Evil Dead
Punch-Drunk Love, or Eraserhead
A short-ass movie a really short movie
'Cause, I'm a simple man
With no attention span

Gimme a short-ass movie like Bambi
Got to be tiny but good like shrimp scampi
And when it's movie night
You won't be gettin' any yesses
If you roll up to the crib
With one of them double VHSs

Why this movie look like a book?

Bye bye!

I always keep it a hundred
Keep the runtime under a hundred
If my ass stuck on the couch
For more than two hours
It cause me discomfort
We tried to watch the movie Heat
When we was hanging at my house
But barely 20 minutes in
My boys were drooling on the couch

The only one not sleeping is the
Weird guy who picked the movie

I stand by my choice

Gimme that short-ass movie
A really short movie
Like Encino Man, yes please
Or Good Time by the Safdies
A short- ass movie a really short movie
If it's long, my eyes get glassy
Now tell 'em how it is, Dirt Nasty

Yo, it's your boy Dirt
If you really like short movies
I got nine great ones just waitin' for ya
There's Ernest Goes to Camp
And Ernest Saves Christmas
And Ernest Goes to Jail
And Ernest Scared Stupid
There's Ernest Goes to School
That's only 89 minutes and Slam Dunk Ernest
That one's got Kareem in it
There's Ernest in the Army
That one made me wanna join the service
And Ernest Goes to Africa
That poster makes me nervous
But the greatest thing of all
A true thing of beauty
Is the three minute short
Before every Pixar movie

It was so short but so sad

Yo, so think about this: Sex and
The City 2 was two
Hours and 26 minutes long to
Put that in perspective, the movie
Jurassic Park was two hours and seven
Minutes long that was a
Movie that told the history of
Dinosaurs, how DNA works
And explained the science of
Bringing dinosaurs back to
Life and Sex and the City 2, y'know
Which was a movie about four
Women we already knew
Was 20 minutes longer i'm not saying that's
Bad or anything, I'm just saying
That's crazy s -, right?

How long was The King of Staten Island?

It was, it was, like, two hours
And 17 minutes, but we needed
We needed all those minutes

Gimme a short-ass movie a really short movie
Gimme a short-ass movie a really short movie
Every night