Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach lyrics

I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat
And the fake-ass beefs
Where the waves and the sand
And the spraycans meet breakdance Beach?
Breakdance beach!

Work all morn tryna make ends meet
By the A&P selling H and E
On a very slow day made his way to the sea
Fuck Playland breakdance beach!

Boardwalk ordering a steak and cheese
Gotta wait and see if the maître d'
Put the eggplant Sammy on the same receipt
Leg pants peace? Breakdance beach!

Robot arms, caveman teeth
Argyle tracksuit, name-brand sneaks

Barfly bolted by the waistband brief
Eight cans deep in the same damn seat
Gucci frock on the space camp geek
Kick it, grape lady "I can't breathe"

Might just start a breakdance fanzine
Great place for a skate ramp
Breakdance beach!

I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat
And the fake-ass beefs
Where the waves and the sand
And the spraycans meet breakdance Beach?
Breakdance beach!

Jambox shorts and the tapes and beats
Train-crash screech like a stray banshee
Dr zaius: No way man's free
And apes can’t speak on breakdance beach!

Um, yeah, we got a playpen breach
The assailant a well known Ray-Bans thief
Windmill on sand and a James Gang tee
Rain Man: Definitely breakdance beach!

Take Francine cause you’re lame, Stanley
Good morning, USA, do the snake, then freeze

Take a breaker out the park
He the Great Bambine
Make him party at the waterfront, Jay Gatsby
No lifeguard, get your fake tan bleached
Then join us for a
Monumental baked clam feast

Nathan’s theme party, dames can’t tease
And stay fancy on breakdance beach!

I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat
And the fake-ass beefs
Where the waves and the sand
And the spraycans meet breakdance Beach?
Breakdance beach!