Hail Mary Mallon - Garfield lyrics

Diamond in the back, gun-proof top
Ironside metal mouth kung-fu chop
One-way ticket to a three dog night
When there's six million ways to
Make these dogs bite
Carolina blue ruby-sequenced Tarheel
Karras try the soup green Jesus cartwheel
Tattoo of a scar
Half a sleeveless arm shield
Make your girl wanna put 'em
On the glass like Garfield

Staring contest: Go!
You win, I was never good at that
Always shook his head of any hooks attached
Spit the bait up, hide for days
Track a trail of slime and waste
Catch you outside Kwik-E-Mart, the minimall
Or time and space eye and tooth grouped in
Systematic moving patterns
Meticulously plotted with miniature
Pewter dragons
The dark heart news penny-ante necromancy
On to plan B: panic and
Channel the death of Bambi

(No name, no last known address
No age, no face, no magic
No name, no last known address
No age, no face, no magic)
Key in the door and there's nobody home
Oven is on and there's mail in the box
Rocking the bells in the rotary phone
Something awry in the way of the walk
Key in the door and there's nobody home
Oven is on and there's mail in the box
Rocking the bells in the rotary phone
Something awry in the way of the walk

Bandit and the Smokey collide on
The way to Sturgis
Melting down the silver from chains
And then making stirrups
Turn up on the news in
A segment of wasted purpose
When it's death before dishonor
Words before trade insurance
Pygmy dart moistened
Poison placed where the circle is
Wolf pack legions and heathens
That breathe the virgin skins
Wool bomber fedoras complete and permanent
Purple Heart fastened to leafy
Adidas turtle tips

Oh, what a tangled web like a hell-hole
So sick spiders tattoo it on they elbows
Death Star rebuilt, cozy inside the milk bar
Jukebox jonesing for the tone that
Break the bell jar
Zero mist lifting, split-screen
Left side's friend died
Right side of witches, crypt-thrifting
(Gross)
I'm cranky like nobody understands me
White tee, dagger in the back, nothing fancy

(No name, no last known address
No age, no face, no magic
No name, no last known address
No age, no face, no magic)
Key in the door and there's nobody home
Oven is on and there's mail in the box
Rocking the bells in the rotary phone
Something awry in the way of the walk
Key in the door and there's nobody home
Oven is on and there's mail in the box
Rocking the bells in the rotary phone
Something awry in the way of the walk

Mayhem of mosaic Passaic river of guppy grief
Cause and effect to the timid
Limb of your hugging tree
Cut in a three-way divided
Amongst a rugby team
Who can either take or leave em
Or feed em game like it's Chuck E cheese
Really rotten doctor shocks of the all stars
Newspaper letters that'll end
In his hallmarks stuck in traffic stalled
Stopped at the Walmart
While I beast and then maul
Cops like Paul Blart

While I feast, install bombs in doll parts
Pawn-shop stalwarts hawk hot broadswords
Foreign clocks, lawn darts
Shock-and-awe sock-drawer porn
Drawn arms, jarred prawn hearts
My thrill-kill cult consult with raw matter
It mill spilt guts and
Drums from Thor's hammer
And document the war of
The department-store Santas
From the POV of cameras hid
In the dogs' antlers

(No name, no last known address
No age, no face, no magic
No name, no last known address
No age, no face, no magic)
Key in the door and there's nobody home
Oven is on and there's mail in the box
Rocking the bells in the rotary phone
Something awry in the way of the walk
Key in the door and there's nobody home
Oven is on and there's mail in the box
Rocking the bells in the rotary phone
Something awry in the way of the walk