Hail Mary Mallon - Mailbox Baseball lyrics

Brother to the boogie
(boogie) boys with the illest (illest)
Cousin of the philly
Guts littering your Plymouth (Plymouth)
Bubble gum and duct tape
Holding in his innards (innards)
Outsides parched
(parched) , insides pickled (pickled)
Flowed when he shoulda
(shoulda) , ebbed or departed ('parted)
Squarely in the byway of
Invaders painting targets (targets)
Black knights errant wading out
Into the harvest (harvest)
Copper plated zinc
(zinc) compensated harlots (harlots)

Jolly roger flags, glass in his gill
Mary wants the captain jacked and
Dragged to the bilge
Tethered to the weathervane and
Drained of his fill
Poured into cups, and drank once it's chilled
Crazy fucking loon, bugs on his lips
Tugging on his handle bar mustache grips
Steiner full of shells and a
Belt full of clips
For the first, time he’s left off your list

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Least sandbagged
(bagged) , most unimpressed ('pressed)
Finger nailed Creedmore walls in the flesh
(flesh)
Feed into the fabric of distraction and death
(death) statler alarmed
(larmed) , waldorf upset (set)
Green moss chops
(chops) , dummy after dinner (dinner)
Bottle rockets soaring as
Little surrogate fingers (fingers)
Draw claw marks across a permanent winter
(winter)
Age-old husk (husk) , immature forever (ever)

Run from the hounds, marking the wall
Mommy tattooed on the arm of the law
Maid milked drilled till
The partridge appalled
More game got, cartridge installed
What’s on first? bases are warm
And all of them are mine
And their faces deformed
Chin music played on the razors reward
P isn’t free, pay for the porn

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Half Great Dane
(Dane) half Great Depression ('pression)
Tin can tail finding anarchy impressive
(pressive) taught himself to rap and
Calibrate archaic weapons (weapons)
Wiz on the techs
(techs) , class pay attention (tention)
Pocket knives theatre
(theatre) , mutiny Houdini (dini)
Disappear before appearing sorcery is easy
(easy) might've picked the wrong week
For cordially retreating (treating)
Hang on to your fillings
(fillings) , organize your species (species)

Red alert panic, hands on the deck
Motor mouth body shop canceled your check
East bound and up truck sample sex
Mouth full of Miller, handful of X
Skim from the top, undercut the take
Clubber Lang the banker butter up the other 8
Wait for the beep leave your
Number and your name
And why it is you called
Props or complaints?

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