Chi-Chi, The Stupendium, HalaCG, Ham Sandwich - What a Family! lyrics

Gather round, gather round
Can the world's most confident spy
Pull it off? Let's get back and find out
Shall we? In this week's thrilling
Adventures of Spy X Family!

Ay, it's a hard job tryna be a therapist
When undercover I been tryna hunt a terrorist
My kid is arrogant in
Need of proper parenting but honestly
This family unit is an experiment
Toeing the line between
Elegance and embarrassment
Totally blind to the mission
It's my imperative
I'm totally fine when it's my
Life on the line
But if I gotta rely on my daughter to climb
I'm dying of anxiety
And this a brand new feeling
Wеlling inside of me
I guess I rеally gotta have faith
But when I see my wife and child
Tryna live the life I styled
It could leave me blue in
The face like bad cane
My wife a little bit too
Good at throwing hands
But I'mma still get it popping
Like I'm a soda can
And if you coming for my family
I'mma fold a man hidden in plain sight
Giving in to no demands


Man, I gotta be dreaming
Now I got the family I've been needing
Never undermine what I can
Find between the lines
But I don't mind because
Their loves worth keeping
And I know it's gonna come down to me
Papa and mama got a lot to hide clearly
But hear me, the Forgers won't ever cease
We're on a mission
Expedition to attain world peace

Ooh, what a family they are
There's something more about them
And they know it, just know it
Ooh, and they're all up to the task
Got secrets, but the secret is at heart
A family they are!

I'll be a good mum
And a great love to this kind and normal guy
Might teach this kid to
Fight, punch spoiled brats
I'll keep her safe got moves that'll kill
You never ever will know why
I can be a perfect wife with
A little murder on the side, but
Thorn princess in a new dress
Found a prince, moved into a new nest
He wants education, the true best
In her school uniform looking the cutest
Hubby just slightly tightly wound a little
Weird he hired a whole island out, but I know
It's a perfect family I've found
And I'll lock my secret deep down


Woah, OK, it's a lot to unpack
But I'm kinda hungry now
Many peanuts did we pack
No wait! No time, come on Anya, get in line
You got super special mission
And you can't waste any time
Even if you gotta deal with little jerks
Even if you gotta hide your quirks
Because you're in the know
And if you let them know
They're gonna let you go, I
Can't loose them, so, so

Ooh, what a family they are
There's something more about them
And they know it, just know it
Ooh, and they're all up to the task
Got secrets, but the secret is at heart
A family they are!

And just like that
Folks! Maybe a mission for
Information became a mission
For love, hahahaha! Be sure to
Tune in next week, ow, what a family!