Ham Sandwich (USA) - SURFBOARD! lyrics
[Ham Sandwich USA - SURFBOARD! lyrics]
What are you doing step bro? Hey! Hey, okay
Huh, uh huh, huh? Yes sir
Me? You? Not him! No sir
Them bitches flat
What they tryin' to twerk for?
That bitch don't want you
The fuck do you thirst for?
You see big tiddies and think
That she worth more?
I need a woman who's built like a surfboard
Wet up his block: Splatoon, Turf War
Up in the stars
But they know that I'm Earth born
She broke my heart and it
Couldn't have hurt more! Saw her at Mass
What the fuck she in church for?!
Caught her outside and RKO'ed her bitch ass
Fit is off white like
The laundry was mismatched
Drip runeth over, I'm making a big splash
See me on block and they callin' the dispatch
Talkin' on Twitter till goons
Where you live at off of the grid
They don't know where I been at
They can't find me
They don't know where the crib at
Walk with a stick and I keep me a big bat
Shoot when I swing, Inazuma Eleven
I send 'em to Heaven
I'm "King" of the pen so
I'm feelin' like Stephen
Big chopper like Halo, boy shout out to Evan
I keep it a brick like it's overcompression
He thought he was peakin' but
He's still a zero
And if he go higher, he catchin' a clip
Boy I'm rockin' these stages
I feel like I'm Jiro
These niggas stay salty like chips
I talk with hands and my arms
And my words in that order
Third grade, used to play the recorder
New Tesla and I bought it with quarters
Off the gas, Town of Salem transporter
Shout out Togepi, we found her in classic
Shout out Breeton Boi, he's kind of a spastic
Big Dog Boy, I feel like a mastiff
Fuck with gang, you gon' leave in a casket
I got a Honda: Fruit's Basket
That was a stretch that bar was elastic
Niggas talkin', but they can't ever back it
League of Legends
Gettin paid for my "Last Hit"
Look at me wrong and you
Gettin' your ass kicked
Wrist cold like I got it from Aspen
Thought he was cool
But that nigga a has been
Huh, uh huh, huh? Yes sir
Me? You? Not him! No sir
Them bitches flat
What they tryin' to twerk for?
That bitch don't want you
The fuck do you thirst for?
You see big tiddies and think
That she worth more?
I need a woman who's built like a surfboard
Wet up his block: Splatoon, Turf War
Up in the stars
But they know that I'm Earth born
She broke my heart and it
Couldn't have hurt more! Saw her at Mass
What the fuck she in church for?!
Caught her outside and RKO'ed her bitch ass
Fit is off white like
The laundry was mismatched
Drip runeth over, I'm making a big splash
See me on block and they callin' the dispatch
Talkin' on Twitter till goons
Where you live at off of the grid
They don't know where I been at
They can't find me
They don't know where the crib at
Walk with a stick and I keep me a big bat
Shoot when I swing, Inazuma Eleven
I send 'em to Heaven
I'm "King" of the pen so
I'm feelin' like Stephen
Big chopper like Halo, boy shout out to Evan
I keep it a brick like it's overcompression
He thought he was peakin' but
He's still a zero
And if he go higher, he catchin' a clip
Boy I'm rockin' these stages
I feel like I'm Jiro
These niggas stay salty like chips
I talk with hands and my arms
And my words in that order
Third grade, used to play the recorder
New Tesla and I bought it with quarters
Off the gas, Town of Salem transporter
Shout out Togepi, we found her in classic
Shout out Breeton Boi, he's kind of a spastic
Big Dog Boy, I feel like a mastiff
Fuck with gang, you gon' leave in a casket
I got a Honda: Fruit's Basket
That was a stretch that bar was elastic
Niggas talkin', but they can't ever back it
League of Legends
Gettin paid for my "Last Hit"
Look at me wrong and you
Gettin' your ass kicked
Wrist cold like I got it from Aspen
Thought he was cool
But that nigga a has been