Hank Williams Jr. - Fax Me A Beer lyrics

Well here we are smack in the middle
Of the 90's high tech age
We got lasers, cds, microchips
And fat free fat these days
Well that's all fine but I got a
Mind that's changing to fast for me
'Cause what I thought was new last
Month this month is history
I got a brand new vcr, it's got 29
000 functions
And I can't make the damn thing
Work so there goes Petticoat Junction
That's when I got the best idea
I think I had in years
I think I'll be cool and invent the
Tool that'll fax me a beer

Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the
Whole world on it's ear
Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but
This is all in the clear sit back, relax
And punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Japan and Germany they got nothing
On us you see why this is the latest and
Good ol' American high technology
And when this hit's the marketplace Uncle
Sam will rule the world
Well hold on cause I'm working on a
Machine that'll faxa real live girl

Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the
Whole world on it's ear
The old office code will never
Quite bet the same
When it come cold and clear sit back, relax
And punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Would you like me to fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the
Whole world on it's ear
The old office code will never be the same
When it comes out cold and clear
Sit back, relax
And punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Sit back and drank and give thanks to
Hank and I'll fax you a beer