Hank Williams Jr. - If the South Woulda Won lyrics
Hank Williams Jr. [Randall Hank Williams] Shreveport, Louisiana, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Hank Williams Jr. - If the South Woulda Won lyrics]
If the South woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd probably run for President
Of the Southern States
The day Elvis passed away would
Be our national holiday
If the South woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas
And we wouldn't have no
Killers getting off free
If they were proven guilty
Then they would swing quickly
Instead of writing books and smiling on TV
We'd all learn Cajun cooking in Louisiana
And I'd put that capital back in Alabama
We'd put Florida on the right track
Cause we'd take Miami back
And throw all them pushers in the slammer
Oh, if the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd probably run for President
Of the Southern States
The day young Skynyrd died
We'd show our southern pride
If the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
"Play a little dixieland boys, ah yes"
I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
And all the horses raised
In those Kentucky hills
The national treasury would be in Tupelo
Mississippi
And I'd put Hank Williams picture
On one hundred dollar bills
I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas
And I'd ban all the ones made in China
I'd have every girl child sent to
Georgia to learn to smile
And talk with that southern accent
That drives men wild
I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain
And see ole Clifton Clowers
And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine
Hey, if the South woulda won
We'd a had it made
I'd probably run for President
Of the Southern States
When Patsy Cline passed away
That would be our national holiday
If the South woulda won, we'd a had it made
Olay he hee hee
I said if the South woulda won
We would a had it made
Might even be better off
We woulda had it made
I'd probably run for President
Of the Southern States
The day Elvis passed away would
Be our national holiday
If the South woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas
And we wouldn't have no
Killers getting off free
If they were proven guilty
Then they would swing quickly
Instead of writing books and smiling on TV
We'd all learn Cajun cooking in Louisiana
And I'd put that capital back in Alabama
We'd put Florida on the right track
Cause we'd take Miami back
And throw all them pushers in the slammer
Oh, if the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd probably run for President
Of the Southern States
The day young Skynyrd died
We'd show our southern pride
If the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
"Play a little dixieland boys, ah yes"
I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
And all the horses raised
In those Kentucky hills
The national treasury would be in Tupelo
Mississippi
And I'd put Hank Williams picture
On one hundred dollar bills
I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas
And I'd ban all the ones made in China
I'd have every girl child sent to
Georgia to learn to smile
And talk with that southern accent
That drives men wild
I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain
And see ole Clifton Clowers
And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine
Hey, if the South woulda won
We'd a had it made
I'd probably run for President
Of the Southern States
When Patsy Cline passed away
That would be our national holiday
If the South woulda won, we'd a had it made
Olay he hee hee
I said if the South woulda won
We would a had it made
Might even be better off