Hap Palmer - Letters in the Blender lyrics

Take an S, and an L, put them in the blender
And Slim's slender sled slips and
Slides down slippery slopes
Take a T, and an R, put them in the blender
And Trina's truck gets trapped in traffic
On a trip to Tripoli

We take two letters toss them in the blender
See what they will render
When they get together
They make another sound and a
Whole lot of words
We'd like to share a few we have heard
Take a P, and an L, put them in the blender
And the playful platypus plucks the
Plunger from the plumber
Take a D, and an R, put them in the blender
And the drowsy driver drifts to sleep
And drops right off the drawbridge

Take an S, and an T, put them in the blender
And Stacey stands still as a statue
Then suddenly stomps and startles Steven
Take an F, and an L, put them in the blender
And flocks of flamingos dance
Flamenco and flip, flap
Flick their flashy feathers