HARDY - THE REDNECK SONG lyrics

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout
It so loud you
Can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
With my redneck knife, yeah
The redneck life is the only life for me

I get clear from a still
I drink beer, eat deer that I kill
A bug zapper's in my windowsill
To keep the sundown skeeters at bay
I catch cats with a jug
My truck nuts stay covered in mud
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud
And I wouldn't have it any other way
'Cause there's

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout
It so loud you
Can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a rеdneck
There's a shotgun in my shotgun sеat
'Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah
The redneck life is the only life for me

Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art
Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart
Chickens in the pen
Cock-a doodle when the dog bark
Ain't all kin but we're
Somewhere in the ballpark, and there's

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout
It so loud you
Can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
Bury me in the back forty by my redneck wife
'Cause the redneck life is the
Only life for me, yeah

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew
Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two
And when the Mountain Dew and
The Dickel's all gone
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout
It so loud you
Can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
And to you I might never not be
Just a stereotype but the redneck life
Is the only life for me