Harley Poe - Maria lyrics

Sweet Jesus, please help Maria
I've tried holy water and
I've tried tequila
Her skin is turning green
She's becoming more obscene
And now she sticks a crucifix up her vagina
Yeah
And Maria thinks it's all so funny
All the while I know it's blasphemy
She's been pissin' on my floor
Shes becoming such a whore
But I can't hate the bitch
'cause she's my honey
Yeah

But if she don't turn, she's gonna burn
Down in the flames of hell
Where they'll be weeping
'Cause it's a sin
She let that dammed thing in
And I swear she's sneaking out at night
While the rest of us are sleeping

I've been praying all night long and
I've been singing Christian songs
Something has possessed my lovely wife
There's something standing close
In the dark
It ain't a ghost
It's Maria, trying to take my life

Now Maria vomit's and she swears
And it's creepy how she comes
Crawling down the stairs
Her head is spinning 'round
She's been writhing on the ground
It breaks my heart, it causes many tears

But if she don't turn, she's gonna burn
Down in the flames of hell
Where they'll be weeping
'Cause it's a sin
She let that dammed thing in
And I swear she's sneaking out at night
While the rest of us are sleeping

I've been praying all night long and
I've been singing Christian songs
Something has possessed my lovely wife
There's something standing close
In the dark
It ain't a ghost
It's Maria, trying to take my life

I think she might be going straight to hell
'Cause down the steps my poor Maria fell
I gave that girl a shove
I pushed with all my love
And where I hid the body I'll never tell

She didn't turn, she's gonna burn
Down in the flames of hell
Where they'll be weeping
'Cause it's a sin
She let that dammed thing in
And I swear she was sneaking out at night
While the rest of us were sleeping

I've been praying all night long and
I've been singing Christian songs
Something has possessed my lovely wife
She had no self control
May God forgive her soul
'Cause I had to take Maria's life
'Cause I had to take Maria's life
'Cause I had to take Maria's life