Harry Connick, Jr. - I'll Never Be Jealous Again lyrics
[Harry Connick, Jr. - I'll Never Be Jealous Again lyrics]
Mabel: Hinesy, Hinesy
Hines: I've learned my lesson Mabel
I'll never be jealous again
Mabel: You stick to that now
Hines: Absolutely
Mabel: Now that's easier said than done
Hines: I can do it mabel: I knew it
But lets take an example, just for fun
Picture this
You sitting here waiting for her to
Come back from a date hines: there I am
Sitting and waiting for her to
Come back from a date mabel: Here she comes
Her blouse is unbutton her stockings
Are not very straight hines: Here she comes
Her blouse is unbuttoned her stockings
Are not very straight
Mabel: Later on, she gets a bouque with
A card in it saying "Baby, you were great"
"Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?"
Hines: I would trust her, I
Would trust her, by George
I swear I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous again
Mabel: Nice work, Hinesy
Hines: I knew I could do it Mablel
Mabel: Now lets take another example
Picture this
You've got nothing to do so you
Drop in to chat for awhile
Hines: There I am
I've got nothing to do so I
Drop in to chat for awhile
Mabel: Somethings up
The windows are open and Gladys
Is forcing a smile hines: Somethings up
The window is open and Gladys
Is forcing a smile mabel: There you see
A shirt and a tie and pair of
Pants in a nice neat little pile
"Well, Hinesy"
Hines: I woud trust her, I would trust her
By George I swear I would trust her
Oh, I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never neverbe jealous again
Mabel: That's it Hinesy
You're practically cured!
Hines: There'll be no more
Nightmares to sleep through
No more key holes to peep through
Mabel: No more bushes to creep through
Hines: That's my plan
Mabel: Well now that you're a new man
Picture this
You go to your sweeties apartment
You borrow the key hines: There I am, I go
To my sweeties apartment, i borrow the key
Mabel: There she is, she's giving a sailor a
Very affectionate squeeze
Hines: There she is, she's giving a sailor a
Very affectionate squeeze
Mabel: Then, to boot
She tells you she was in the arms of
A cousin who was back from over seas
Hines: A COUSIN BACK FROM OVER SEAS?
Do you expect me to bel- mabel: Hinesy
Hines: I would trust her, I would
Trust her, by George I swear
I would trust her
No I'll never be jealousi'll never never
Never never nevernever be jealous again
Hines: I've learned my lesson Mabel
I'll never be jealous again
Mabel: You stick to that now
Hines: Absolutely
Mabel: Now that's easier said than done
Hines: I can do it mabel: I knew it
But lets take an example, just for fun
Picture this
You sitting here waiting for her to
Come back from a date hines: there I am
Sitting and waiting for her to
Come back from a date mabel: Here she comes
Her blouse is unbutton her stockings
Are not very straight hines: Here she comes
Her blouse is unbuttoned her stockings
Are not very straight
Mabel: Later on, she gets a bouque with
A card in it saying "Baby, you were great"
"Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?"
Hines: I would trust her, I
Would trust her, by George
I swear I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous again
Mabel: Nice work, Hinesy
Hines: I knew I could do it Mablel
Mabel: Now lets take another example
Picture this
You've got nothing to do so you
Drop in to chat for awhile
Hines: There I am
I've got nothing to do so I
Drop in to chat for awhile
Mabel: Somethings up
The windows are open and Gladys
Is forcing a smile hines: Somethings up
The window is open and Gladys
Is forcing a smile mabel: There you see
A shirt and a tie and pair of
Pants in a nice neat little pile
"Well, Hinesy"
Hines: I woud trust her, I would trust her
By George I swear I would trust her
Oh, I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never neverbe jealous again
Mabel: That's it Hinesy
You're practically cured!
Hines: There'll be no more
Nightmares to sleep through
No more key holes to peep through
Mabel: No more bushes to creep through
Hines: That's my plan
Mabel: Well now that you're a new man
Picture this
You go to your sweeties apartment
You borrow the key hines: There I am, I go
To my sweeties apartment, i borrow the key
Mabel: There she is, she's giving a sailor a
Very affectionate squeeze
Hines: There she is, she's giving a sailor a
Very affectionate squeeze
Mabel: Then, to boot
She tells you she was in the arms of
A cousin who was back from over seas
Hines: A COUSIN BACK FROM OVER SEAS?
Do you expect me to bel- mabel: Hinesy
Hines: I would trust her, I would
Trust her, by George I swear
I would trust her
No I'll never be jealousi'll never never
Never never nevernever be jealous again