Hell Orbs - Dad yard lyrics

Climate change is real and
I changed the climate
I killed all the plants because
I fucking like it
It's a hundred and ten degrees in January
It's a hundred and ten degrees in February
And I don't give a fuck
I love climate change
And I don't give a fuck
About the future of Earth
I put incandescent bulbs out in my
Fucking yard and then I
Mow 'em up and I eat the grass with the glass

I'm gonna eat grass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat ass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat your fucking grass
I'm gonna mow my fucking grass
I'm gonna eat your fucking glass
I'm gonna eat your fucking grass
If I fuck up my stomach
Then I'll get a new stomach
I don't give a red fuck
I'm gonna eat your grass

Climate change is real and I'm gonna fuck
A polar bear with carbon emissions
They didn't listen
Now I'm gonna fuck a penguin
With some greenhouse gas
Fuck a little penguin in the greenhouse ass
And I don't give a fuck
It's a hundred thirty fucking degrees in
February 'cause I changed the climate

I'm gonna eat your grass
I'm gonna eat some glass
I'm gonna eat your grass and
I'm gonna mow your grass
And I'm gonna go, gonna go face down
Face down

This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on
My fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my fucking knees