Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood lyrics
Hollywood Undead [J-Dog, Funny Man, Johnny 3 Tears, Charlie Scene, Danny] LA, CA, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood lyrics]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
J-J-J-Just a little story
About last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then
We gave some loving
The weird kind of love that
You give to your cousin
Little Jimmy stole from 7-Eleven
So we stopped by his house
With a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with
Some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad
Kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney
With an eighteen pack
He didn't leave cookies
But we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and
I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back
And all my presents are wrapped
Like "Oh my God, is that Saint Nick?"
Kids, give me your list
Like it's the twenty-fifth
Been accused of being a bad kid
B-B-But, I get presents as is
Mrs claus just MySpace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a fuck
If you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rollie
And a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and
An Undead New Year! Fuck yeah!
Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
I'm about to serve it up for
All you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home
And decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to 12
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day
But a way of life "If you guide my sleigh
I'll let you fuck my wife"
So we jumped in his sleigh
And it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just
A bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents
He had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick
It was a fucking imposter
When we found out, he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard
Then I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I've had a lot of wild nights
But tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeffs
But this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer
That motherfucker's a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you
Bitch!
You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho, ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk ho, ho, hey
Looks like Santa had a little
Too much Manischewitz and eggnog
Let's get drunk, let's get
Drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk
Hey, Hollywood Undead
You're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots, oh
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
J-J-J-Just a little story
About last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then
We gave some loving
The weird kind of love that
You give to your cousin
Little Jimmy stole from 7-Eleven
So we stopped by his house
With a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with
Some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad
Kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney
With an eighteen pack
He didn't leave cookies
But we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and
I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back
And all my presents are wrapped
Like "Oh my God, is that Saint Nick?"
Kids, give me your list
Like it's the twenty-fifth
Been accused of being a bad kid
B-B-But, I get presents as is
Mrs claus just MySpace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a fuck
If you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rollie
And a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and
An Undead New Year! Fuck yeah!
Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
I'm about to serve it up for
All you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home
And decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to 12
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day
But a way of life "If you guide my sleigh
I'll let you fuck my wife"
So we jumped in his sleigh
And it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just
A bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents
He had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick
It was a fucking imposter
When we found out, he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard
Then I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I've had a lot of wild nights
But tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeffs
But this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer
That motherfucker's a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you
Bitch!
You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho, ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk ho, ho, hey
Looks like Santa had a little
Too much Manischewitz and eggnog
Let's get drunk, let's get
Drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk
Hey, Hollywood Undead
You're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots, oh
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk