Homeboy Sandman - I-Tunes Song lyrics

If you like to visit I Tunes
I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite
You, I'll ignite you, i'll insight you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me

Boy Sand is now on I Tunes
I don't only write rhymes I write haikus
First album, hotter than Beirut
And that's just a prelude
I don't play fool but dude I paid dues
Sellin' my tunes to you is how
I choose to pay for food
So pull out your pesos and pay soon
Join a movement, it's all for one like April
Fools think about that last line
I'm good for makin' hit's
Like national past times
If you don't think that 'Boy
Sandman is mad nice you don't care about the
Advancement of mankind
People always ask, "Man, how you come off?
And how could Jimmy Crack Corn
Pull his mask off?"
I tell 'em, "Buy the I Tunes, very low cost
Then maybe we'll talk" beeeotch

If you like to visit I Tunes
I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite
You, I'll ignite you, i'll insight you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me

Yeah download the software
Click on the icon it be right there
It's not too pricey
It's like breathin' a breath of fresh air
Find where it says, 'Buy Now' and press there
You'll find my CD so manly
You'll grow some chest hair
You know how movies are must sees? Well
Here's a must hear (That's not even a verse)
The beat goes on
The boy Delacroix when you're back and
Forth like Ponce de Leon
If you've had enough of these rancid rogues
Flaccid flows
Better get your seat belt fastened bro
Exception of my Reebok Classics
This is not a fashion show
Kick your racket like McEnroe
Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats (HO)
I don't fuck with MC's
Unless they sound unique
Cause anybody can repeat even parakeets
Run up on your malady with a panacea
Run up on ya like The
Pirates Of The Caribbean
All up in your cavity, very cavalier
Drop a seed like Captain
Planet and The Planeteers
Chicks become a fan of me, get a fatter rear
Like every Russian family's got a Vladamir
Yep

If you like to visit I Tunes
I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite
You, I'll ignite you, i'll incite you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me

2 Hungry Bros got beats for days
And I raise a black fist
Even though it's really beige
These chicks got mo' kicks than Crazy 88's
That's a fresh set update
I don't fret, I'll be unafraid unfazed
Hoppin' in the fray
In the middle of the melee
And I'm screamin' 'mayday'
I'm in the middle of my heyday
When I'm on my A games
Like the middle of a Hurricane except
There ain't no +A Bay Bay+
Lately, pretty ladies
Line up at your man's gate
Just to pull a baby
Instead of just sayin' "Hey"
They wanna stay late
They want the mayonnaise
Array of profane phrases in my mainframe
So many irate tirades within my right brain
Set aside your full stereotypes
Your rules don't apply to me
(Here it is, we go) one more time

If you like to visit I Tunes
I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite
You, I'll ignite you, i'll insight you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me