Homeboy Sandman, Edan - #NeverUseTheInternetAgain lyrics

This- this is- this is- this is the-
This- this is the jam

Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

I used to waste time scrolling
Through my Facebook wall
20 minutes of my life I could never get back
Couple times a day, before I knew
I’d lost an hour
Productivity’d be far away like Okinawa
Facebook friends are not my real amigos
Checking for comments and shares
Jacking off my ego
Anything to get a fucking "like"
One day, I decided I should
Get a fucking life, get it right
Social networks are not the only infection
GPS be fucking up cats’ sense of direction
Thought your navigation skills had to be fly
You ain’t know left from right
When your battery died, bitch
The homies in your posse all be waiting
But, you too busy checking Tumblr porno
Masturbating
Maybe you should be a better friend
Never use the internet again

Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Everyday the bullshit worsen
Order a pizza like a fucking person
Matchcom like an online pimp
Step to a girl in real life, you fucking wimp
Internet journalism
Here’s what you’re gonna find
Everyone who can’t get paid for
It does it online
Most of the ones online that’s
Getting paid suck too fuck you!
I swear I’m about to motherfucking lose it
YouTube has ads on all the best music
For all the worst music, YouTube Awards?
Did you forget? You can’t have awards
You’re the fucking internet!
The shit is like a motherfucking drug
That all goes away if I pull the fucking plug
Put your faith in something on
Which you can depend
Never use the internet again

Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Get up and clap your hands, huh
And listen to the MP3
Get up and clap your hands, huh
And listen to the MP3
Get up and clap your hands, huh
And listen to the MP3

Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again!
Never use the internet again!