Homeboy Sandman - Opium lyrics

Oh ok oh yeaaa right there
I'm out of toothpaste i gotta blow
I gotta blow into the toothpaste and
Fill it up with water
And then shake it, back and forth

Firewater i wield the Ichabod
Mortimer, Midnight marauder
Corner store loiterer
Dark corridor voyager, Baccalaureate
Fangoria, Poet laureate
Pre-historian, Stegasaurian, Horny-ish, I
Mean triceratopsian', topsy turvy
My duds stained dried-blood burgundy
I make cuts like surgery, Certainly, It's
All first person, personally
I make Hercules run like
Mercury, I make Mercury, rise
(You don't remember Ichabod
Mortimer? oh yeaaa
Bill Cosby had the chubby penpicture pages?)

Mirror, mirror
Who's the fairest food shopper
In the Fine Fair?
Audiological warfare for mademoiselles
And mon frères
I can't fail, I don't feel no feaaar
Yea-a ah yeehahh
When I hock spit toxic hot spittle
They'll hold you like a hostage in a hospital
Trot Nixon, sock syllables, in-hospitable
And all attempts to feud are futile
Don't get confused
It's my short fuse and your funeral
And that's irrefutable

Does Trot Nixon still play for the Sox?
I don't uh, I don't have, uh, ESPN anymore
I have ESPN2 so I get to watch Skip Bayless
Everyday skip Bayless That's all I watch

I'm not a dentist, I just brush a
Lot, I eat muff a lot, nOT!
Though I have in the past
And might in the future
For setting roofs on fire
I'm despised by roofers i do the Kama Sutra
A super kind of tune
Coming through my bazooka
Man dudes like duke nuclear
I'm Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem that video game)
So, it's the start at your ending
And that's based on the pretext
That you're all pre-tending
Keep talking about your bad temper
It's mad tempting rec execs, be attentive
'Cause, I find it hard to comprehend
Why honorable men only get honorable mention
We now present you with the present tense
Reinvented it's funky and it's heaven sent
Which make it heaven-scented
(Heaven-scented? Heaven-scented)
Welcome to the Opium Lounge (neeeeeeeeew)
Please find yourself a seating area
(neeeeeeeewwwww)
What is that? Is that a plane?
Treat yourself to the finest
It's bugging me out man
(neeeeeeeeeww neeeeeeeew) duhhhnananahh