Homeboy Sandman - Personal Ad lyrics

Ladies get your facts straight
You tryna get backstage?
Better get your back straight
You tryna get your rent paid?
Better get your rent saved
Don’t be tryna kick game
How you been down 'fore I blown up
I’m a grown up
Already tryna go down, you just showed up
Slow down, baby hold up
I know this might seem odd
Opposites commonly attract
But my erection, is an exception
So if you too easy I won’t get hard
That’s word and that's word to god
Attention every chick that's gotta
Thick stacked bod not pockets, just my nuts
That keep the big fat wad

Sandman seeking woman damn leaving woman
He’s who max the most, she’s the masterpiece
Sandman seeking woman damn leaving woman
He’s who max the most, she’s the masterpiece

This is my personal ad
I'm fiendin' for someone to get
Up close and personal, bad
Ultimately the type that me an
Her can make parents
Hit me via satellite so we can make plans
I don’t give a muthafucka
If you're experienced that isn’t my concern
I can teach or I can learn
Even if you got a wig or got
A weave or got a perm
Probably won’t make it to the church but
Hun you can still take a turn
I’m not the cat that's tryna make it work
I’m comfy in my zone
It ain’t workin on it's own
Then what's it worth?
We can open up another condom if I cum first
Any time or any type of
Problem we can converse
I keep an eye out at my concerts
Think I might start holding
Tryouts at my concerts
Come buy an we can split
The buyouts at the concerts

Ladies let’s be honest
Homeboy Sand is like a bronze Adonis
If you ain’t about notes
'cept the philharmonic
Let me pretend I’m your orthodon'tist
Sometimes I talk dirty
'Times I bone in silence
I’ll be up nights writing poems and sonnets
We won’t need no toys or electronics
We won’t need no joints or gins or tonics
We all have all sorta sorts of options
From the kama sutra and other doctrines
You're now playing doc with
Step into ma hospital, do some hot shit
No gossip no gracias god exists (what?)