Homeboy Sandman - Sly Fox lyrics

Yo don't mind the Cumpleaños Feliz that ain't
Got nothing to do with it
But I just think it sounds good
Cumpleaños Feliz cumpleaños Feliz
Cumpleaños Feliz cumpleaños Feliz

I'm sitting on this girl's
Stoop kinda stalkerish
But she don't live too far from my
Block so fuck it why not?
Feeling her like eight years
But every time i'm pedalling near
She switch gears and disappear
One day we rode bikes on the west
Side all the way to harlem
Even the she wasn't really darlin'
To keep it real she actually kinda mean
But i think that she just
Moody from all the weed
That she be smoking plus her booty kinda mean
Actually it's meaner than she could ever be
Every time I get to see it live
It's even meaner than in my memory
One day I got to see it up
Close and tried to kiss it
Even though I only saw it
Once I kinda miss it
Day I saw it didn't even make use of it
I was too nervous to even get it
Up and that's the truth of it
Couldn't believe that she was in my bed naked
Beckoning me to take her
Yo I guess I couldn't take it
Thought I'd get to try it next
Day 'cause she was digging me but never did
Seems like ever since yo she been igging me
Every now and then she lighten up
But then I do some shit that I ain't even
Mean to do that make her tighten up
Like texting her too early in the
Morning while she still asleep
She asked me not to in a
Way that wasn't too sweet
But, I like her and ain't
Want her getting hot
So I agreed but then of course
It wasn't long 'fore I forgot
And then there was the time she thought
I made her pay the check
As if I was being rude
Why the check come 'fore the meal?
Like it was fucking fast food
I don't know I went to tell her
I ain't know
She really thought that I was lying
I know you might be thinking why
I still be even tryin'?
All this chasing seems subversive
But, I swear to God this girl
Is like the most artistic person
She can paint, and she draw, and she
Can knit, and she can DJ
And she's crazy at them all
And she's tall, and really pretty
And I know it's not profound
But she be eating really shitty and
She never gains a pound
And she was nice to me before I got signed
She was nice to me when I out of my mind
Really skinny, barely eating
And rocking the George Jefferson
I played her in Tetris then
My buttons was sticky she was lucky to win
I thought that her and I could
Be the best of friends
She even let me watch part of
An episode of Master M
Oh, no wait I just imagined that
Imagine that now it's force of habit
Tryna get all in her habitat
If it came to light that she would have me
Yo I'd probably do the cabbage patch
Oh the beat's over
But she plays soccer too, she's hot!