Homeboy Sandman - Sputnik lyrics

All I hear is honking horns
Behold A Pale Horse galloping
On a honkey's lawn
Behold a pale corpse jacking
Off to zombie porn
Beneath a Air Force trained
On playing Donkey Kong
Somebody's granddaughter ain't like
Her own tetas saved up ten grand
Now she like the Grand Tetons
Her and her parents worse
Rivals than the Yankees sox
Really love Johnson
Even was a fan of Keyshawn
Winston Churchill said, "Carry on, keep calm"
But R kelly got room keys, I mean key cards
Pimps that rock bright colored
Gear are called peacocks
Hookers' johns are nothing like
Jean Luc Picard
Going someplace mad people have been before
Dingbats even wind up in the bing because
Promised not sing the chorus if it please
D the court you could tell it was a
Crock cause he rocked Lacoste, uh

Knicks'ed down, listening to ODB
But for the mix down, this is what an OD be
I'm like the dude in
Commercials for Dos Equis or Duran Duran
Or Durant from OKC
When I meet some girlies they
Will not say peace
Cause they seen me earlier on OKP
I might give in if she got some okay cheeks
Even more so if she got some okay chi
Lotta cats get married when
They both gon' cheat i am not sure what they
Think they gon' achieve
It's like two potheads thinking that
They both gon' chief once they got there
Ain't nobody brought no trees
Or a sad dog who's owner
Ain't brought no treat
I'm the big dog, I ain't gotta show no teeth
I see hard rocks so afraid to play low key
All their art screams pussy
Like Georgia O'Keefe's stop it

Pocket fulla copper copper helicopters
Cat divine in concert
Can't divide and conquer on it, fly on caca
Sung la cucaracha i dance the gun kata
I done a bit of bikram i'm big on vinyasa
I'm big in Kinshasa posers move over
My pops was Mufasa to check on que pasa
Connect at Queens Plaza mi casa, su casa
Or get here by the Goethals
But watch out for the potholes
Hear the coño carajos
Let out by the apostles
The world's oldest profession
Transpired inside the brothels
The proof is in the fossils
The troops is in the
Foxholes eyeing the gestapo
I step up to the plate like Placido Polanco
Ace is Ali Baba racist Johnny Bravo
Wrists might be rocky
Heart could still beat Drago ughh