Homeboy Sandman - Third Day of Christmas lyrics

I am the legend
No comparison, past and present
Kind and impassioned and compassionate
Way past pleasant
No offense in the flesh in effect, beneficent
Made it to the farmers' market
Grew up the from the farting armpit word
I made it out the heart of
Darkness to the rent-controlled apartment
My dogs be barking from so
Much walkin' on water in
Defiance of those tryna make
The giant more shorter
I come out smiling if you put me in a corner
'Til such course become the norm
You're getting warmer
Metalurge a nickel to a Buffalo quarter
Skipping 'cross the Canada and Buffalo border
The only way
To become a Jedi knight is to have a Jedi day
A nice streak of those 'fore you decompose
I know that feeding souls is not in
Vogue that's why I speak in code
God only knows the usefulness of things
To which I stand opposed
The reason that I don't be eating animals
And rep what matters most
That you will not be reading in The Post
So children start believing in adults, yeah
I am open to suggestions
The leading cause of cancer is
To answer stupid questions
God that understand the plan
That I'm destined
Being off the 'Gram make me all clandestine
And out of the loop
No wonder I'm never jumpy
Or jumping through hoops i just watched
Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon it was way cool
Shout to universal truths I
Knew in grade school not the type to make a
Mountain out of a molehill
But am the type to make an
Ocean out of a wade pool
That was today's jewel
Horses and donkeys fall in love and
They make mules and whinnies
I'm 'bout spreading love and so I
Make rounds of towns and cities
Fist bump adults and kiddies
And stand up for pups and kitties
Been to the puppet show and seen the strings
But can't talk people into things
Try as I might
So I'll just be there for them
They're going to do what they like
Some people seem to think that I
Am out of my mind
But I do not mind the stares
Some people tell me that I
Am ahead of my time
But the time is not mine it's theirs
My niece made fun of me about my old phone
Made me recognize the situation's full-blown
Hardly been a year since she had
Got one of her own
She was barely old enough to
Leave her home alone
This is how I moan and groan to console
From counting clones 'til cows come home
Yeah, society is a facade
That take advantage of people who
Don't believe in God
That only birth 'em to work
'em until they breathing hard
But this is just the undercard, yeah
Me, I'm more into being spoiled
Than in soiling my undergarments