Hop Along - Sally lyrics

I tell you true caretaker broke
My neck on the train i was twenty-three
And in the hospital the priest called up
That great Austrian on the phone
He spoke to me do you mind
Is it alright if we stop by
The post office in town?
It's been two days and my mailbox
Must be full by now
With magazines, weight lifting magazines
And a video comes for free
I'll let you watch it too
You've been so good to me

Well I've got a secret about pumping iron
Flail your arms like me
My friend I've been miserable
For over a decade the devil's name is Sally

Are you still in high school
Or are you twenty three? Do you remember me?
Lay a towel down on the passenger seat
I can't trust my own body

It's true I attended middle school with
The great David Lee Roth
And if I played my cards right I
Too would be much better off
I'd be in magazines, chemistry magazines
I had a head for it in my youth
But people can be evil
They'll try to fuck you

Well I heard they found you in Santa Monica
Naked in the alley
My friend I've been miserable
For over a decade the devil's name is

When I die, what of my mind?