Horrorshow - She lyrics

"What? It's a damsel in distress
I love all women i love you i'll
Make a run at you, crusty, i will"

You know the type
She light up a room like sunshine
That special kind of divine creature
She leave you tongue tied
Imagination runnin' wild
Till I'm wishin' I could just go up
And hit her with some one liner
Like, "Excuse me miss but would you
Like to be alone together?
I got some ways that I would like
To get to know you better
And I was hopin' that we
Could just secretly elope
But don't know how to approach you so
I wrote you this open letter
And this isn't smooth talk girl
I'm no pretender
You got me watchin' you like I
Was front row and centre
And look, I know I'm ugly as sin
But that ain't gonna stop me
From gettin' under your skin
Don't get it twisted, never been a womaniser
More like Orlando carvin' poetry
On trees for Rosalind
And I'm tryna think of what I've
Got to offer and it's true
I don't have much
But you can have all of mine
I got a lovely smile
Would you like to see it?
Don't bring it out too much 'cause
These parts ain't too scenic
But, I'll throw one your way if
You're down to catch it matter fact
I'd like to put one on your
Face just to match it
And when it's all too much
I could lift you up
Girl, me and you, we could be untouchable
We could hide away, stay inside all day
You and me, a DVD and some comfort food"
But the chances of me actually
Spittin' game at a she
Is somethin' like slim to none
So I'm back to square one
So I'ma sit and stare, just admire from afar
As the she's of the world
Shine bright like the stars

Yeah when she walk down the street
She get the birds singin' like

It's the way she moves
It's the way she speaks
It's the way one smile sweep
Me off of my feet
From the blondes to the brunettes
The Bs to the double Ds
"Infatuated with the many
Many styles of she"
And it's the way she laughs
It's the way she cries
You know she look so good
Up on that pedestal, right?
All shapes and sizes, they all prizes to me
"Infatuated with the many
Many styles of she"

She's everywhere
In the street, on the train, on the bus
At the movies at your job or lectures at Uni
(Sydney Uni, man)
You'll probably find her at the
Beach or pub locally 'Cause she can be found
In every country overseas
Some dedicate their lives to
Tryna undress her empires rise and fall in
Efforts to impress her
She'll prob'ly be the death of me
Too 'cause truth is that
Trigger happy Cupid got me
Actin' pretty stupid you see
I've been strugglin' since I
Made the discovery
That every day's a tug between my head
My heart and that other thing (Chuckles)
The misadventures of an eligible bachelor
(yeah) roamin' the city streets takin'
On any challengers ()
I'd give my kingdom for a
Horse whisper from her lips
And I wanna know the story of
The swing of her hips (yeah)
From her mind, to her body
To her facial features no question
The most precious of nature's creatures
See, I been lookin' for somebody
For my passenger seat
And you might be the best thing
That never happens to me
(Just might be) So come and meet
Me at the bar later and I'ma get to know a
Brand new she heartbreaker like

Hey, how you doin'? Hi, you know
If I told you you had a fine
Body would you hold it against me?
Ha ha, cool, babe
Come on, don't be like that, look
I play in a band
You should come check us out sometime
Yeah right, what's your band called?
We're called Horrorshow
Horrorshow? Is that like a metal band?

It's the way she moves
It's the way she speaks
It's the way one smile sweep
Me off of my feet
From the blondes to the brunettes
The Bs to the double Ds
"Infatuated with the many
Many styles of she"
And it's the way she laughs
It's the way she cries
You know she look so good
Up on that pedestal, right?
All shapes and sizes, they all prizes to me
"Infatuated with the many
Many styles of she"

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over