Humble Pie - Queens and Nuns lyrics

Uuurgh!

I want to take your leave but
There's a policeman eyeing me (Hey)
You know he's there every week I wonder what
His query can be  (got a peaked cap)
My knees are desperately weak and
I, oh, my calf, maah
The string in me leg's gone
And the cop's killing me

Well, I know a girl who wears a python
Coat and it hisses when she comes
And she's got a three legged goat
Originally belonged to her mother
And it misses her mother when it runs
Ah, this house is such a mess
It's full of queens and nuns

I'll swap you my penny black for
A wholesome glimpse of your bit's you see
I never seen those kind of things since I
Had a wife whose tit's made
Me cheat at cards, and in hearts unh!
Hey, is that natives dancing, na-a ah
It's just a team of tarts

Andrew, don't put me on like this again
Just because I'm the oldest has
Been according to the itinerary
You should have warned the public, not me
That John, George
Paul and Ringo or Linda or Yoko weren't on
This bloody record in the first place