Immortal Technique, Diabolic, Swave Sevah - Goonies Never Die lyrics

And it's not smart to be dumb
It's not smart to be dumb
Bumb de dumb dumb dumb
Back where I come from
It's not considered smart to be dumb

Okay, little empanada, time for bed
Uncle Felipe… what? What is it now?
I heard that you and my dad used to
Be in a gang is that true?
Who told you that, man? Your mother?
It wasn't a gang
We were just a group of friends
Did you do bad things?
No no no, look, we just
Used to draw on stuff, play
Karate, borrow things, throw stuff, you
Know, run around at night, like Goonies
What's a Goonie?
You never heard of Goonies before?!

I could've chose another life with
The feds tryna get me
Little kids puttin' work in like
At Gap and Disney in the whip
High as shit like Bobby and Whitney
Grab your hand and push the
Motherfuckin' pedal to sixty
Harlem cops frisk me to get
Me to make their quotas
But I told ya "Siempre hay
Que separar las drogas"
Bar brawl in the club
Poppin' and rockin' jaws shot it out
Leavin' bullet holes the size
Of Matzoh balls i love thick chicks
Never fucked with a slim broad
Played soccer and hammered nails
Into their shin guards
Gambled at cee lo with Dominicans
Locked in the tombs
We was there for robbin' niggas
For them Spanish doubloons
Remember Goonie-era graffiti of all sorts?
Now they wanna foreclose on the hood
To build a golf course
I'll put your hand in a
Blender to make an entrée
Then cut your dick off and glue
It back on the wrong way

All my revolutionary soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics, bitch
Numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm dead
I'm still alive
Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die
Witness protection program
Rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the freezer
Niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe
Niggas lied
Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die

I'm a certified Goonie
The type to burglarize your crib
And leave it smellin' like
Sour and Afghan gooey life is a movie
But yours was filmed on a greener screen
I give you pure uncut raw, no deleted scenes
War with a broadsword, dumpin' a TEC-9
Slit your throat
Give you a Colombian necktie
The best buy to get, we let die
Let fly the next guy to try some shit
Listen, a few words just
To describe my clique
We like a gang of Spartans
Walkin' on the Gaza Strip
Never say die it's time to
Fight and we never run
My Goonies rob niggas for jewelry
We call 'em treasure hunts
Let him front like he a tough guy with me
I'll hit him
Slug turn him to One-Eyed Willy
Watery grave, hide your chips
I'll hijack your boat load and cruise
Away on my pirate ship

All my revolutionary soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics, bitch
Numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm dead
I'm still alive
Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die
Witness protection program
Rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the freezer
Niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe
Niggas lied
Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die

Before Duncan Pinderhughes was runnin'
With Doug E doug
My team got away with murder
We ain't fit the bloody glove
Those jungle breeds and we come
To feed our hungry cubs
With hoes pullin' out our pipes
Like Goonies under country clubs
Let these funny thugs know whoever
Steps in Bolic's spot
Is gettin' crushed with solid
Rock like Chester Copperpot
I suggest the drama stops
I'll flood blocks with mustard gas
You're up shit's creek in a
Rubber raft cut in half
Cross my fuckin' path, I dare you
I'll mangle who lit the fuse
Quick to lose my marbles like
Mikey replacin' his with jewels
Watchin' y'all enslave the game
I'm forced to say the truth
Break the chains quick as Sloth
Reachin' for a Baby Ruth
We got 80 proof and whores
In Daisy Dukes extra low
While fat bitches do the truffle shuffle
Just to get in shows
Fuck what your record sold! Respect
The code and recognize
The rebel tribe that my people
Kept alive will never die

All my revolutionary soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics, bitch
Numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm dead
I'm still alive
Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die
Witness protection program
Rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the freezer
Niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe
Niggas lied
Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die