Insane Clown Posse - Fat Sweaty Betty lyrics

Wh-wh-wh-why don't you go into the next
Room and start getting undressed?
What's your pleasure?
Wh-wh-why don't you go into the next
Room and start getting undressed?
Wha-wha-what's your pleasure?

Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
Her ma's used to babysat me
Back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and
To the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and
She'd let me hit the stank, well uh
She moved across town and never came back
Until the other day
I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty
I can't believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now
A fat sweaty bitch
She said, "Hey, J, tell me how ya been?"
She had a piece of chicken
Gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, "hold still
" and flicked it off her face and said
"Betty, oh, Betty
What you say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib
And hit it all night i let my fingers run
Across the rippled cellulite
Ooh, it was nasty
But I don't let it bother me
She rolled over
Fucking knocked the wind out of me
I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop
I'm almost dead i took the lamp
And bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed
I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie

Fat Sweaty Betty, tell me when you're ready
Fat Sweaty Betty, tell me when you're ready

There's this big fat slop of shit
People call her Betty
Flabs of fat on her back, her neck, sweaty
Boogers running out her nose
All over her lips
Can't tell the difference from her
Titties to her hips but fuck all that
'cause I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat
The cheesey cheetah chedden
Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo
Betty lemme in
I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch
Lemme in"
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened up the door
In her motherfucking underwears
Augh, shit, fuck that, I'm turning back
But no, the door shut
And she going for the cake snack
I said, "Relax, ho, I'm here, I'm business
You can have the candy
First you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on, Betty
Drop them draws"
Augh, I knew it, Betty had balls!
Oh, no, here comes that ass
From the top of the dresser
With the Yokozuna splash
I wish I never came, oh boy do I wish
She Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch

Fat Sweaty Betty, tell me when you're ready
Fat Sweaty Betty, tell me when you're ready

(Fat Sweaty Betty) I know you like spaghetti
I know you like spaghetti
So tell me when you're ready, baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty) I know you like spaghetti
I know you like spaghetti
So tell me when you're ready, baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty) Tell me when you're ready
Tell me when you're ready for a
Cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken
Baby (Fat Sweaty Betty) I gets it all
I gets it all for ya, baby
I work at Farmer Jack on the dinner floor
Baby (Fat Sweaty Betty) I bring it home
I cook it in a microwave i feed it to ya
Just let me get some stanky skins
(Fat Sweaty Betty) 'Cause I don't care
I wanna hit the cellulite
I hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight
(Fat Sweaty Betty) 'Cause I don't care
You know I'm not afraid to cook
Take off your shoes
And let me lick your dirty foot
(Fat Sweaty Betty) I'll rub you down
I'll rub you down the right way
I hear a buzzer, apple pie's in the microwave
(Fat Sweaty Betty) I work at Farmer Jack
I work at A&P
And yes I do, my heavy baby wanna be with me
(Fat Sweaty Betty) Ya wanna be with me
Ya wanna be with me
Ya want some chili cheese fries and a hoagie
(Fat Sweaty Betty) I tell her wait
Wait 'till the time is right
Let me count the purple
Bubbles in your cellulite
(Fat Sweaty Betty) You want some Burger King
You want some Hungry Jack
You want some jelly beans
You want a Scooby snack
(Fat Sweaty Betty) You want some Domino's
You want a Milky Way
You gotta kick it to the
Sugar daddy Violent J
(Fat Sweaty Betty) You want
Some Lucky Charms
You want some mashed potatoes
Let me hit the skins now
And I'll feed you later
(Fat Sweaty Betty) Because I know
I know you want a Lunchable
Something crunchable, something munchable
(Fat Sweaty Betty) How 'bout some Taco Bell
How 'bout a pizza slice
How bout some chicken fingers and
A bowl of Minute Rice fat Sweaty Betty