Insane Clown Posse - Zen of Love lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Let me ask you this: What is love?
The many mysteries of love
Can all be answered
By the one and only Zen of Love!
Only he can reveal all of
Your inquiries about love!

(Question)
All day she let me hit it whenever
She used to get mad when we weren't together
Now I can't reach her, she's with her homies
When we're together, she won't even blow me
(Answer)
Because she loved you yesterday (Yesterday)
But that bitch don't love you anymore

(Question)
I have a girlfriend, I met her online
I talk to her nightly, ten o'clock on time
She calls me her boyfriend
It says on her Facebook
Vanessa Hudgens, that's how her face look
(Answer)
She's not at all who you think she is
(Who you think she is)
That bitch is a fat dude with a beard

(Question)
I have been married for seven years now
We have grown distant, so it appears now
But out of nowhere, she's suddenly happy
She wants to take a trip to Miami (Answer)
Because she feels like a dirty ho
(Like a dirty ho)
That bitch fucked your homies, Bill and Joe

Love is power, and power is love
Let the Zen of Love guide you
On your path to love
Have you found it? Have you lost it?
Only the Zen of Love knows for sure
And only the Zen of Love can
Tell you the truth about love

(Question)
I have a girlfriend, goin' on two years
She don't want a baby, that is her true fear
She goes to college and
Teaches a dance school so I wear a condom
But I don't think that's cool (Answer)
Really, she's lookin' out for you
(She's lookin' out for you)
That bitch has crabs and syphilis

The Zen of Love the Zen of Love
(Attention please the Zen of Love has spoken)
The Zen of Love
(Sorry there will be no refunds available)
The Zen of Love
(With exception to those buying merchandise
Please exit the tent immediately)
The Zen of Love (Of Love)
The Zen of Love (Love)
The Zen of Love (Of Love)
The Zen of Love (Zen of Love)
The Zen of Love (The Zen of Love)
The Zen of Love
(The Zen, looking out for you)
The Zen of Love (Of Love)
The Zen of Love (Love, looking out for you)
The Zen of Love (Zen of Love)
The Zen of Love (Zen, looking for you)
The Zen of Love (The Zen of Love, oh)
The Zen of Love
(The Zen, looking out for you)
The Zen of Love (Ah, of Love)
The Zen of Love
(The Zen, ah, looking out for you)
The Zen of Love
(Zen of Love, of Love, woo hoo)
The Zen of Love (Of Love, of Love)
The Zen of Love loves you!