Insane Clown Posse - Prom Queen lyrics

Won't you be my prom queen? (Another morning)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen?
(It's time for my senior prom)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time

Another morning
I must get up and go to school
I'm taking too long gettin dressed
Tryin to look my best
Because today is not your
Ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming and
I heed my daddy's warnings
I'm gonna find myself a girl
To take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much trouble because I'm
I'm very nice
My mother says I'm very handsome
When I wear my good vest
And mother knows best i got to school
I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all
The girls just like always
But this time, I must now approach them (Or)
Or my daddy might get mad
And break my wrist again (Ow)
And so I chose her, her hair
It matches with her face she is so lovely
My heart pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends
Into her presence
Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen?
I'd rather die, I'd rather
Die, I'd rather die, i'd rather die
(Will) i'd rather die, I'd rather
Die, I'd rather die, i'd rather die
(Will) i'd rather die, I'd rather
Die, I'd rather die, i'd rather die
(Will, Would you be my prom queen?
No! Ahh! Prom queen) there was a time
(When) when I could accept a no
That was before
Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me
When I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her
Practice in the gym dome
Christine is famous
She has so many different friends (Will)
Will they miss her when she's dead
Or will they just pretend
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
And I been telling myself all day
She's gotta die

"Good morning, everybody this
Is Principal Rogers, and I would just like
To congratulate our Senior
Class and wish them at tonight's prom dance"

(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Everybody has a real good time

It was really fuckin' easy, I mean
Who would hate her? I took a towel from the
Locker room to suffocate her
I had to throw away her gym
Bag and all her folders
And when it got dark
I carried her home on my shoulders
My daddy was asleep when I
Snuck her in the back
I thought about my situation
And it's kind of wack it sounds cheap
But we're having prom in my cellar
But she's dead
I guess I'll never have to tell her
I took the bottles up to Meijer's
Four a dollars worth
I took the seventeen dollars that
Was in her purse
I bought balloons and streamers
And stuff to munch
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo Punch
I hung the streamers and balloons
On my basement wall
I banged my head a couple times
I'm just too fuckin' tall
I would have took her to the
School like a normal man (But)
But I had to kill her
First they'd never understand
I put a record on and then
I picked her up to dance
I pray she cannot feel the
Woody growing in my pants
I know my daddy would be proud
Of all that I've done instead of burning me
He'll probably come and hug his son
I think about it as I
Dance slowly to the beat
The more I think about it
Tears are rolling down my cheek
I hope that I showed Christine
A night like no other 'Cause after all
That's how my daddy did my mother

"Our Seniors deserve a night
To celebrate with friends
Celebrate all their
Great work prom night is your
Very own special night
And everybody always remember their
High school prom"

(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Everybody has a real good time

Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time