Instrumentality - Doctor Oz lyrics

I want a Letterman jacket so
Bad that it hurts
And I hate my mom cause she
Makes me wear these shirts
I go to school just to get picked on
Every day they make me feel
Like I don’t belong
They hate me, because I’m different
The adults around me, they don’t hear me
They ain’t listening
To get love you better be popular

But, I’mma need some basketball shorts
A cheerleader too and a basketball shirt
A box of Newports and a Gatorade sport
And a new pair of Jordans
And a basketball court
Then the girl who will find me attractive
Love from my peers, you know
The whole package
I got the code to happiness
And I could crack it and all of this comes
With the Letterman jacket

And as they all grow older
The truth will be understood
'Cause we never turn out the
Way we thought we would

I want a new nose and a brand new car
Then I could drive myself seemed away so far
I wanna be loved, I wanna new start
A Botox mind and a silicone heart
We got collagen celebs and liposucked stars
I’m just lookin' for my own Wizard of Oz
To give me courage, forget a brain
Give me a straight nose and take away pain
Give me a big butt and a little bitty waist
Give me some glory with a prettier face
Give me a bottle of tequila and
A cup and don’t smile give me a camera
Give me a new Facebook profile
Give me some big breasts
And some tight clothes
And I’ll have a boyfriend and friends and
Just pose in front of stores
And we’ll be loved, just wait
Please, Doctor Oz
Can you make my nose straight?

And as they all grow older
The truth will be understood
'Cause we never turn out the
Way we thought we would

I want a football, I want to be thuggin’
Fuck it, I want an easy bake oven
I want to be loved by my dad
But my dad said he can’t love no fag
So I’mma have to hide who my real self is
And hide who I like but I can’t help it
Doctor Oz, can you make me not gay?
Make me normal and take this pain away
Cause when you disdained, every day it rains
And I don’t want to be better
I just want to be the same
Mister Wiz, I wanna live in a normal way
Normal, according to those others that pray
But, your blessings and needles
Just take characters away
So I would rather be different
In a similar way
Being gay is cool with me, so let me say
Fuck a football
I'll take an easy bake any day

And as they all grow older
The truth will be understood
'Cause we never turn out the
Way we thought we would