Jakprogresso - Barn Axe lyrics

Something wicked this way comes
The wind was cold
The snow blew through the hair of the
Heads staked to the picket posts
Bordering the moat, starting to decompose
And the stench of corrosion was
So strong that any
Imposing army who approached came
To a sudden halt
And headed back towards their rowboats
Docked at the gulf
The left flank didn't hold
Bodies slumped over bodies in rows
Being picked at by crows
When the bat-like wings grow
From the vitamins
And the continence of my backbone
I'll flap home i keep a skull collection
Like forensic lab experts
And hide like excerpts from Ted Bundy's
Biography to online computer networks


I study pathology and send
Perverted photos of
Me spackled with blood to Kessler
Stalk cross-dressers
Move to a ski-lot in Colorado and murder
Middle-aged Caucasians in a
Turtleneck sweatshirt
I scream at corpses so loud that it comes
Back from death first for a sec
Then dies after it's chest jerks
A Willy Wonka tab tongue open the wet works
Factory burning black smoke
From chimney centers

Excuse me sir, do you think murder's an art?
But of course
Do you think happiness is being in the dark?
But of course
Is the chainsaw really your choice of weapon?
But of course
Do you really levitate heads during sessions?
But of course

I chill alone though with a group of one
Emit odors of diesel fuel like
A truck drivers let
It have with oil stains on the front
You can forget about feelings of goosebumps
I'll make your flesh crawl of off
Your muscle form in loose chunks
Elephant trunk
Albanac's sitting in corn husks
During the witching months on
Which they birth
The cursed from the scorn crust
Ruddy pitchforks stuck in
Haystacks and brusk, covered in sawdust
Modus Operandi
Bodies caught in reservoir channel currents
And found floating up topside
On the shore-way a rowboat
Covered in cross line
Making stab wounds, I angle cuts
I battle my inner demons with angel dust
Tea leaf, basil lumps, workman's gloves
Lumber axe stuck inside of a maple trunk
So everything now is marmalade
Would you like me to show you
How much fertilizer my garden takes
And explain the reason why there's an odor
Coming from beneath my apartment space
But, you'll have to be paved in by concrete
Hardest way

Excuse me sir, do you think murder's an art?
But of course
Do you think happiness is being in the dark?
But of course
Is the chainsaw really your choice of weapon?
But of course
Do you really levitate heads during sessions?
But of course

Now first of all let's set this straight
No my head isn't exactly on all the way
See my neck is taped!
I'm about to drag the bodies I dissect
Today to a snuff-studio in LA
And stop hardcore fans from stress and rage
I'll come so close to your
Face with a chainsaw
Before you die you'll be able to see
Your reflection in the metal blades
Let's take time to gather negative aura's
I'm an oblivious fool
Through all of my education I occupied
Special ed and alternative schools
I hate conforming to rules
I still tie roller cuffs on my jeans cause
I'm the one who thinks it's cool
The 60's rule if I lived then
I wouldn't be here having all of
These intelligent conversations with you
I wouldn't be able to make it through
Cause, I would've dropped more
Acid as a person
Than all of the Beatles in the crew
I'm sick, and walk around bald
Shaking from cancer treatment
And radiation wearing
A Bandana like a leukemia patient
That's why my eyebrows are painted
So I always look like
I'm surprised and elated

Excuse me sir, do you think murder's an art?
But of course
Do you think happiness is being in the dark?
But of course
Is the chainsaw really your choice of weapon?
But of course
Do you really levitate heads during sessions?
But of course