Jared Dines - Jarrod Alonge Diss Track lyrics
[Jared Dines - Jarrod Alonge Diss Track lyrics]
Usually I'd start off with some fire
About a YouTuber that should retire
But then it took a second
To finally dawn on me
You've never even heard of Jarrod Alonge
Remember when we were pals
Remember Jared Week?
When my views took a dive and
Yours were at their peek
You were getting so much love
Your channel was ablaze
Yet, I get your whole sub count
In less than 90 days
This is the end of Team Jarrod, old pal
And I'll be damned if I get clowned
On by a budget Weird Al
You dissing on me is probably just a ploy
To finally get you passed 200K on YouTube
Boy you suck my butt
You suck my nuts ha ha ha
I think of all the times you
Used to go to Warped Tour
All those poor bands thinking
"What is he here for?
Just to annoy us with some tired ass skit?"
Bro is that your breath? Or did
Someone just take a shit?
$25, 000 raised for your album? You
Think it would have shown
I've made better records with a
Potato and a microphone
Let's see some receipts
Show us where you spent it
You claim money makes it sound better
You misrepresent it
I think your video ideas have
Run their fucking course
Misheard Lyrics? Talk about 'Beating
A Dead Horse'
You're the most overrated artist
I know by far if YouTube was Star Wars
You'd be fucking Jar Jar
300 videos and still no success?
You're at a crossroad
You might as well go back
And work on $wagCh0de delete your channel
Son no one's going to miss you
And if you start to cry
Grab that box of fucking tissues
Pretend to be me at the APMA Awards
You'll never beat me now!
Fall on your sword!
I always wondered why you never
Sang with your own voice
But after that song
I know that it was the right choice
You'd think with all those vocalist videos
You would learn to sing
Canadian Softball is a good name since
Your life is on a downswing
Crazy 88 is worth ignoring
If it weren't for Lauren
We'd all be snorin'
I just really want you to
Write songs less boring you suck!
Writing covers to support your album man
What a skill
What should I expect from a band
Who stole it's name from Kill Bill
How To Pronounce Band Names? Man, what a bore
You should teach them how to say your name
They've never heard before
Apparently a parody is all you will ever be
You work for Fearless but we all know
That you're mother fucking scared of me
Go away Alonge! Go away!
It's time for the big boys to play!
Go away Alonge! Go away!
You smell like dirty laundry
About a YouTuber that should retire
But then it took a second
To finally dawn on me
You've never even heard of Jarrod Alonge
Remember when we were pals
Remember Jared Week?
When my views took a dive and
Yours were at their peek
You were getting so much love
Your channel was ablaze
Yet, I get your whole sub count
In less than 90 days
This is the end of Team Jarrod, old pal
And I'll be damned if I get clowned
On by a budget Weird Al
You dissing on me is probably just a ploy
To finally get you passed 200K on YouTube
Boy you suck my butt
You suck my nuts ha ha ha
I think of all the times you
Used to go to Warped Tour
All those poor bands thinking
"What is he here for?
Just to annoy us with some tired ass skit?"
Bro is that your breath? Or did
Someone just take a shit?
$25, 000 raised for your album? You
Think it would have shown
I've made better records with a
Potato and a microphone
Let's see some receipts
Show us where you spent it
You claim money makes it sound better
You misrepresent it
I think your video ideas have
Run their fucking course
Misheard Lyrics? Talk about 'Beating
A Dead Horse'
You're the most overrated artist
I know by far if YouTube was Star Wars
You'd be fucking Jar Jar
300 videos and still no success?
You're at a crossroad
You might as well go back
And work on $wagCh0de delete your channel
Son no one's going to miss you
And if you start to cry
Grab that box of fucking tissues
Pretend to be me at the APMA Awards
You'll never beat me now!
Fall on your sword!
I always wondered why you never
Sang with your own voice
But after that song
I know that it was the right choice
You'd think with all those vocalist videos
You would learn to sing
Canadian Softball is a good name since
Your life is on a downswing
Crazy 88 is worth ignoring
If it weren't for Lauren
We'd all be snorin'
I just really want you to
Write songs less boring you suck!
Writing covers to support your album man
What a skill
What should I expect from a band
Who stole it's name from Kill Bill
How To Pronounce Band Names? Man, what a bore
You should teach them how to say your name
They've never heard before
Apparently a parody is all you will ever be
You work for Fearless but we all know
That you're mother fucking scared of me
Go away Alonge! Go away!
It's time for the big boys to play!
Go away Alonge! Go away!
You smell like dirty laundry