Jason Mraz - Dream Life Of Rand McNally lyrics

Who is he, Mr rand McNally? Who, who is he?
Well, I had I dream that mystery was me
Now who else could I be?

'Cause, I dreamed I went to England and
Met the Spice girls there for tea
They lost one more they're down from four
To my favourite number of three
But they're still quite spicy
As the orange flavour
And oh so nice to do me the favour
And lick my icing under the table now
But, I gotta leave town Mr nally
Just as scary spice was about
To go down on me
And don't ask how Mr nally and give
Up the towel Mr nally and run

I dreamed I went to Singapore got
Bored and robbed a liquor store
What for? Nobody knows I only
Took a couple of Marlboros
Oh that was all they needed and
The criminal was soon defeated
And now in jail I'm waiting
For my punishment of caning
But, I gotta think fast Mr
Nally, watch your ass
Say wake up and laugh and run

Better Mr run, Mr rand, Mr Mac, Mr nally
Mr run, Mr man
You got the knack for the rally and run

I had a chance to visit the north pole
But it was way too cold to smoke
Oh my nose was freezing I should
Could use some coughing and wheezing
So I tried it anyway and the
Place went up in flames
How was I suppose to know you
Could catch fire to the snow
Oh lord way to go Mr nally, way to go
Oh, now you're melting the poles
Mr nally so run

I jumped ship in NYC then
Headed south to Washington DC
Didn't think I'd go there but played
Some shows there fancy lucky me
And it is really slow there with
Our new president on TV
Too many politicians and
Liberal Christians they're
All set out for me
Oh my, cast your vote Mr nally
Castrate your vote, no you don't, mr nally

I thumbed a ride across the prairie
I got hitched in Vegas, yeah, i got married
To a lady who loved me she thought it's
Be funny to gamble all my money
And I got stranded without my clothes
A little bit of fear
And loathing heart attack
I got chased by the rat
Pack once in a flashback
Singing viva Las Vegas
Singing viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
Singing viva Las Vegas

I settled down in San Diego and
Smoked a joint with java Joe
And with a grin he took me
In spilling coffee on his chin
And I played my show there
I met my bitches and ho's there
And with my holy ho they kindly
Let me shake my tail there
But one more thing before I go there's
Never been any place like this home
For once in a lifetime maybe I'd
Be foolish not to stay
I gotta get away, running to play
Say what can I say c'est, c'est c'est la vie
C'est c'esat c'est la, la vie c'est la vie