Jason Mraz - Mudhouse / Gypsy MC lyrics

Say we have got no dope all I got is my 40
I have got nobody that I can call my Shorty

I'd like to give a shout out
To all the g-y-p’s and
Individualize because I am an MC
I can because I care
Because my family's there because I
Because I
Because I appreciate the mentality of music
Saving all my sentences unless of
Course I'm smoothly spoken
Quiet type the kind to watch out for
No man of the clan perpetrating the scam
Sure I'm the boy with the Fallopian voice
Straight from the sleeve of
Any wizard of choice i got the reason to be
Roaming out the coverage area
Send me the bill if all
My loving is scaring you
Dare you to dream the way that I believe
Got the skill to go commando in any fatigues
I got the best damn band in the music scene
Oh, I can even flow solo or just let it be
Because of the love

Oh the self-realization is the if, and
Or buts because you got to know your name
Before you play-a the game
Keep a level headed check on
Your health and stay sane
Address the tack on the track put
The needle on the record and
Prepare for playback
Sajak, could I buy another vowel?
I need another clue and I
Could also use a towel
And how goes the medium tempo
Slaying all the teachers like
The class of '84
And down low you know that my fidelities low
And I would never hurt a
Fly with my flip-flops on got control

Even keep a clean toilet bowl
2000 flushes blue and it's still going strong
Do I do what I do for the sake of the song?
Coming through on the radio it's for you
This is proof my own story's a spoof
I'll always be a gypsy or forever be aloof
And if you never get to
Liking me it's okay too
Well you've made it this far so
Pay a toll at the booth
Yes, you've made it this far so
Pay a toll at the gate
Yes, you've made it this far
So pay attention to that
Yes, you've made it this far so sing
Along with the guy in the hat

Say we have got no dope all I got is my 40
I have got nobody that I can call my Shorty

True or false? I can be a sensitive man
With sensible plans for the everyday woman
And I can keep you eating out
The palm of my hand
Because the dope that we smoked
Was grown on my land
The words I burn they don't come from a can
The movie in my mind will
Be the winner at Cannes
So take your chance a plot
Of full or part-time romance
Clever as a bell don’t measure up to whatever
Because it don't matter how tall, how fat
Or how small

The equal opportunity is open to all
The casting call the line forms down the hall
All you need is ID that
Shows that you're legal
But people with egos, a
Freak show, a syndrome, you best not go
Because you know I don't need those
And if there is a problem that
I really ought to read
Post it on the web care of R-K-O-P

It's easy like me but a bit less the sleazy
Go heavy on the melody and
Add a little cheese
And if you can't stand the kitchen
Get the hell out the heat
To meet with the geek all
You need is a heartbeat
And to meet with the geek on the street
All you got to do is know how to repeat
Repeat
So come on and sing this chorus with me

Say we have got no dope all I got is my 40
I have got nobody that I can call my Shorty

Well, I'm type A positive and just
The way I like it
Right away I'm satisfied with my
Food before I try it
Can't deny it to save my life
I'm never lying to brave this mic without
The same thing twice
Is actually an act to staying up all night
With the mood just right
And the purchase of a flight
From the west coast to the northern lights
It's aurora borealis' company that
I'm tight with
Despite all the things that you've heard
I'll admit that most is true and
I'll be keeping my word
By doing double-duty on a
Search for new verbs
I'll report to work early to deliver the worm
With a back well covered by
The buddies of ease
And no way in hell that I
Could ever catch a disease
And breaking all the codes
On the latest machines
Well I'll even let you download me for free