Jax - I'm Gay lyrics

I’m Gay

(Girl) This is the boy that broke
My heart when I was seventeen!
(Boy she took our break up pretty hard!
(Girl) I cried for weeks and weeks!
(Boy) We shared one awkward kiss and then
(Girl) You ended it the next day!
(Boy) Eight years later we met for lunch!
(Girl) And I gave him a chance
To explain! And he said

(Boy) I’m gay! (Girl) Yup!
(Boy) I’m gay sis! (Girl) What a plot twist
(Boy) I’m gay! But you still wouldn’t be
My type if I were straight!

(Rapper) Yo, let me tell you about a boy
Who broke up with his
Girlfriend the reason that they broke
Up is that the
Boy was gay! And later on they had a fight if
They should get back together
But the boy said

(Boy) I’m gay! (Girl) Yup!
(Boy) I’m gay sis! (Girl What a plot twist!
(Boy) I’m gay! But you still wouldn’t be
My type if I were straight!

(Rapper) The boy had a hard time
At college so he went
To speak to someone for advice
And the man said

(Boy) I’m gay! (Man) Yup!
(Boy) I’m gay bro! (Man) What a plot twist
(Boy) I’m gay! But she still wouldn’t be
My type if I were straight!

(Rapper) Yo! Wait there…your going to
Fast! So how old is
That man? Are you saying that
You have a crush on him! He looks old to
Me and I wouldn’t marry
Him if I were you! But the boy said

(Boy) I’m gay! (Rapper) But I would
(Boy) I’m gay bro!
(Rapper) What I was trying to say was
(Boy) I’m gay! But shall i
Marry her…yes or no?

(Girl) Marry Me! (Man) Marry Her!
(Rapper) please marry her!

(Boy) I’m not gay! (All) Yay!
(Boy) I’m not gay sis!
(Girl) And now we can start all over again
(Boy) I’m not gay! Of course you would
Be my type! I’m not gay!

(Rapper) Now all was right! The boy
Is not gay! Yay so
Now that they are married we
Can have a…PARTY! Yay!