Jeffrey Lewis - If you Shoot the Head You Kill the Ghoul lyrics

This is the state of national emergency
Mind-blowing massacre at the cemetery
When the groundskeeper came to
Check out the place
They knocked him down and they ate his face
Little Billy Baker said he saw it first
A thousand rotten carcasses
Climbed out of the earth
Now we're holding a crisis information
Meeting at the high school
And we say if you shoot the
Head you kill the ghoul
If you shoot the head you kill the ghoul

Come on
This is the state of national emergency
It's happening in Texas and in
Idaho and in Tennessee
Hideous hordes of crumbling undead men
Are slaughtering and eating the population
We've just received word from washington DC
It's every man for himself
Against the zombies they say a high powered
Short range weapon is a man's best tool
And they say if you shoot the
Head you kill the ghoul

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Aahhhhhhthis is a state of national emergency
Why is this happening? What
Are the dead returning?
Have we gone too far
Do we deserve this fate? Is Hell too full
Have they opened up the gate?
It's earth last stand against our final death
They'll eat and eat till there's no one left
We don't know if it's radiation
Or if it's something biblical
But we know if you shoot the
Head you kill the ghoul
If you shoot the head you kill the ghoul