Jehst, Strange U - ‘Dolph Lundgren' lyrics

Yeah it’s Dolph!
(Jehst: I have the power)

Yo splash the pen on the
Pad getting the snuffles
African hunter, on the low
Looking for buffalo gruffalo flow
Bubble nose hoes approach the bro
They want blow? Let’s go!
To the nearest air-con cooler temperatures
I think they meant coke, so
Now they're tryna question us, like:
"How much money are you
Making? Are you famous?
Where’s the mansion at? You're some rappers
Entertain us!"
I pulled out the TEC got creative
Sprayed the place up and
Changed my iTunes playlist
Updated my Facebook status
"Broke and shameless"
Telling hoes: "Lick the anus!"
Heinous crimes against humanity
Can it be me enjoying the taste of aniseed?
I’m sipping absinthe
Travelling the labyrinth
But the ear stays on, fucking accident!
Chillin' with evil machete mistresses
They wanna fuck up your life
They wanna kill your kids
Swallow your soul and keep swallowing
Invisible crime to keep
Following and following
Meditation is an option
You’ll only see him smile when
You’re layin' in a coffin
Just for knowing him you’re
Parking on the red
You ain’t done shit but there’s
A target on your head
Discreet cannibal, eat mammals
Leave mandibles fire cannonballs at ’em
It’s like a jungle sometimes
It makes you wonder
Who’s really behind the red
Lightning and the thunder? HA

Yo London! GET UP, GET UP
Dolph Lundgren! GET UP, GET UP
The whole world! GET UP, GET UP
Dolph Lundgren! GET UP, GET UP

Ah unapologetic with the psychedelics
This level of retarded takes time and effort
Backstab your dead homie for
The writer credit
Or front crawl cross the ocean
Great White infested
Welsh rarebit, heavy on the Lea & Perrins
Parents evening, daddy wanna see your merit's
Raps looking for Melle Mel
Where’s the message?
I’m on stage with the baby oil, bare-chested
So much for the memories we cherished
Charas in the chalice
Eyes redder than cherries
So now where’s the Ben & Jerries?
Insulin injections whenever necessary
Directly into the brain
Raised in a noodle shop
Never seeking glory or fame
A story he claimed, the warrior name revered
He came in peace
But the natives came with spears
Change careers
Kept a Ventolin for the asthma
On a secret mission with
Penguins of Madagascar
Auditioning for lead actor
But his performance was truly dread
Like the Predator 2 rasta
And still nominated for the BAFTA
Before he metamorphosized, like Franz Kafka
Blondie got him with the Rapture
Fab 5 Freddy told me "Everybody
Wanna be a rapper"


Yo hooray, they found the Higgs boson
Maybe them pious freaks will now
Keep their clothes on
Hold on, it’s the yellow Sinestro
Previous dead flows now increase, like
Ten-fold let’s go, his skeleton is exo
Dad skipped town but I’ve never
Been a vexed bro
A tad more like 20p in the coin slot
Fuck a cry baby, let me free in the toy shop

Yo no doubt, ifs, buts or maybes
Blowing ‘dro clouds, spliff butts
In the tray please
Fully qualified, no trainees
Eyes full of dollar signs in a daydream
Strange fruit hanging from these money trees
We in the field sharecropping
In our dungarees
Made my own mother wonder what’s become of me
The job made me wanna
Offer voluntary redundancy
Cause, I’m an artist
You toys wanna run with me?
Let you do the filling
But you’re fucking up the colour scheme
I’d train an understudy for this lovingly
If anybody’s Stranger than U
Then it must be me


Peace to Ivan Drago he will break you
Shout out to Steven Seagal (Van Damme)
Chuck Norris (Rutger Hauer)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha