Jewel - Race Car Driver lyrics
[Jewel - Race Car Driver lyrics]
I'm gonna take you real, real far
I'm gonna paint your momma's face on the door
You ain't gonna see her anymore
'Cause, I'm gonna be your race car driver
Your race car driver
They can paint a red flame, firebird on front
I will be Evel Knievel
You can double my stunts
This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette
This is a real 350 V-8
Fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Your race car driver
Come on, baby, let's get on the road
Let's get on track
And I will grab the wheel like it
Was your hair I was pulling back
I'm gonna straddle the line
Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
I'm just a real small man in a real big car
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt
I've got ribbed rims for
Her pleasure up front
Got fuzzy dice with a secret door
Full of flavored serums
Breath freshener and more
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Your race car driver
Anybody ever tell you you look
Smashing by the dashboard light?
Come on, baby, gonna make you feel alright
We'll take you at high warp speed
It's better than watching Star Trek
After you smoked weed
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Your race car driver
Come on, baby, let's get on the road
Let's get on track
And I will grab the wheel like it
Was your hair I was pulling back
I'm gonna straddle the line
Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
I'm just a real small man in a real big car
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
So come on baby tell me what's your answer
You gonna cross the line
Ah, quit your sniveling
It's no or yes this time
What you're hungry? We'll stop by Mickey
D's for a happy meal
Eat a regular hot dog or
Piasco fantasco on wheels
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Your race car driver
I can see that you're not impressed
By the way that you are fully dressed
Looks like I'll have to pull
Out all the stops
I'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart
Who cares for your emotional
Being an awful lot
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Your race car driver
Come on, baby, let's get on the road
Let's get on track
And I will grab the wheel like it
Was your hair I was pulling back
And I will straddle the line
Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
I'm just a real small man in a real big car
And I'm gonna be your race car driver
Yes, I'm gonna be your race car driver