Jim Croce - Roller Derby Queen (dialogue) lyrics
[Jim Croce - Roller Derby Queen dialogue lyrics]
Gonna tell you a story
That you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evening
With the girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just getting ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye, and I put it back
And I ordered myself couple of
More shots and beers
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman
That anybody ever seen down in the arena
She was 5 foot 6, two fifteen
A beach blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she
Knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a
'fridgerator with a head
Her fans called her Tuffy
But all her buddies called her Spike
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman
That anybody ever seen down in the arena
Well I could not help it, but to fall in love
With this heavy duty woman
I've been speaking of
Things were kinda bad
Untill the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person
Who would tell her that
She's my bleach blonde bomber
My heavy handed Hackensack sack mama
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman
That anybody ever seen down in the arena
That you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evening
With the girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just getting ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye, and I put it back
And I ordered myself couple of
More shots and beers
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman
That anybody ever seen down in the arena
She was 5 foot 6, two fifteen
A beach blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she
Knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a
'fridgerator with a head
Her fans called her Tuffy
But all her buddies called her Spike
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman
That anybody ever seen down in the arena
Well I could not help it, but to fall in love
With this heavy duty woman
I've been speaking of
Things were kinda bad
Untill the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person
Who would tell her that
She's my bleach blonde bomber
My heavy handed Hackensack sack mama
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman
That anybody ever seen down in the arena