Jim Johnston, Phillip Namanworth - Bald Headed Blues (Hall of Fame 2019) lyrics

[Jim Johnston, Phillip Namanworth - Bald Headed Blues Hall of Fame 2019 lyrics]

I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind

I used to be a i was a striking thing to see
(I was a striking thing to see)
Yes, I used to be a, man
A man's man, you'd like to be
But now my manhood's stripped away
Just like they did to Hercules (oh no)

I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind



I went to see my doctor
I asked for his advice
He glanced up at my bare head and
Said the news would not be nice
I have to change my lifestyle from sex
And power and fame
'Cause all he could offer me
Was Viagra and Rogaine

Women used to stare at me
They'd make their intentions strong
Yeah, this woman used to stare at
Me and make their intentions strong
But now they're looking pity on me
'Cause all my manhood's gone

I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime (oh no)
I've got the bald headed blues
Yes, I'm the victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind

Would someone help me out of here?
Man, I am running out of time
Oh, I'm looking for at you, baby
'Cause real hair's so hard to find
(yes it is)

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