Jimmy Buffett - Kinja Rules lyrics
[Jimmy Buffett - Kinja Rules lyrics]
Mista Paper, Senator Pullman he just call
He ask how come ya don need no watah
Don't need water!
Well, you let the barge go by
He comin' to talk to you
Who is Senator Pullman anyway?
Why do I have to signal the barge?
Welcome to the Caribbean
Put on a shirt at least
The big enchilada is on his way
Mr norman Paperman, I presume?
Joinin' us in Kinja for de tourist boom?
Norman Paperman at your service
Meeting the kingpin, I'm slightly nervous
Mr paperman, I here to be your friend
But there's just certain rules here
We can not bend
How about the water? My cistern's flat
Why sure, I come to take care of dat
BUT You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules
Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier
He's bonded for GARDENER dat why he here
De Chief of Immigration a power in dis town
Chief find out your hotel close down
Hereafter gardening's all he'll do
I didn't know, i swear to you
Doan' hoross yourself, it's okay mister
De Chief of Immigration-she's my sister
Chorus bUT You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about that civics course
You learned in school
We ain't city folks, but we ain't fools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules
Stop!
How about my water?
Hold you hosses I come to dat
Look at da chambermaid, she mighty fat
And if dat alien have her baby here
Dat baby an AMERICAN, free and clear
De Secretary of Interior, he gonna rave
And dat baby on your record
From da cradle to da grave
Your responsibility-I doan mean maybe
Da bottom line sir, dat YOUR BABY
You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a simple box of tools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules paperman
I'll send her away-but this club's bone dry
No problem, lots of watah you can buy
Buy water, Senator? That's your advice?
Chief of Public Works give
You a special price
Chief of public works who's he your brother?
Ha ha, not bad she's Lorna's mother
SO You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules
Senator, I thank you now one thing's clear
I've got to hire a Kinjan gondolier
Now dat a problem-
What's the reason
No unemployment-it's high season
Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat
And I can't use an alien?
Don't ask dat
You've been a great help
Sir you've got my vote
Just tell me-who's going to row that boat?
YOU gotta play by Kinja rules
You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about that civics course
You learned in school
God watches out for drunks and fools
But forget the Ten Commandments here
Kinja rules kinja rules
Kinja rules kinja rules
Norman Paperman, I feel you
Soon adjust to Kinja, hahaha
He ask how come ya don need no watah
Don't need water!
Well, you let the barge go by
He comin' to talk to you
Who is Senator Pullman anyway?
Why do I have to signal the barge?
Welcome to the Caribbean
Put on a shirt at least
The big enchilada is on his way
Mr norman Paperman, I presume?
Joinin' us in Kinja for de tourist boom?
Norman Paperman at your service
Meeting the kingpin, I'm slightly nervous
Mr paperman, I here to be your friend
But there's just certain rules here
We can not bend
How about the water? My cistern's flat
Why sure, I come to take care of dat
BUT You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules
Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier
He's bonded for GARDENER dat why he here
De Chief of Immigration a power in dis town
Chief find out your hotel close down
Hereafter gardening's all he'll do
I didn't know, i swear to you
Doan' hoross yourself, it's okay mister
De Chief of Immigration-she's my sister
Chorus bUT You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about that civics course
You learned in school
We ain't city folks, but we ain't fools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules
Stop!
How about my water?
Hold you hosses I come to dat
Look at da chambermaid, she mighty fat
And if dat alien have her baby here
Dat baby an AMERICAN, free and clear
De Secretary of Interior, he gonna rave
And dat baby on your record
From da cradle to da grave
Your responsibility-I doan mean maybe
Da bottom line sir, dat YOUR BABY
You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a simple box of tools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules paperman
I'll send her away-but this club's bone dry
No problem, lots of watah you can buy
Buy water, Senator? That's your advice?
Chief of Public Works give
You a special price
Chief of public works who's he your brother?
Ha ha, not bad she's Lorna's mother
SO You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by Kinja rules
Senator, I thank you now one thing's clear
I've got to hire a Kinjan gondolier
Now dat a problem-
What's the reason
No unemployment-it's high season
Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat
And I can't use an alien?
Don't ask dat
You've been a great help
Sir you've got my vote
Just tell me-who's going to row that boat?
YOU gotta play by Kinja rules
You gotta play by Kinja rules
Forget about that civics course
You learned in school
God watches out for drunks and fools
But forget the Ten Commandments here
Kinja rules kinja rules
Kinja rules kinja rules
Norman Paperman, I feel you
Soon adjust to Kinja, hahaha