Jimmy Buffett - Pencil Thin Mustache lyrics
[Jimmy Buffett - Pencil Thin Mustache lyrics]
Old black and white
With happy endings, where nobody fights
So if you find yourself
In that nostalgic rage
Honey, jump right up and show your age
I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
The Boston Blackie kind
A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
Oh, I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too
Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland
Growin' up fast drinkin' on a fake ID
Yeah, and Rama of the
Jungle was everyone's Bawana
But only jazz musicians
Were smokin' marijuana, yeah
I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too
Thin, thin, pencil thin mustache
Then it's flat top, dirty bop, coppin' a feel
Grubbin' on the livin' room floor, so sore
Yeah, they send you off to college
Try to gain a little knowledge
But all you want to do is learn how to score
Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old
Don't wear underwear
I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it used to be
That's why I wish I had
A pencil thin moustache
The Boston Blackie kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil thin moustache
Then I could do some cruisin' too
Yeah, Brylcreem, a little dab'll do yah
Oh, I could do some cruisin' too