Joell Ortiz - Nursery Rhyme lyrics
[Joell Ortiz - Nursery Rhyme lyrics]
One-two one-two i said ah-one-two one-two
Right about now is the time
I kick a nursery rhyme (uhh)
Goddamn it he did it again, didn't he?
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
So, it's time to get the cheese
Y'all be rhymin like yo please
I got that second vowel flow
I'm rhymin with the ease you never see me on
Lists inside these magazines
But, I'm +The Source+ of rap discussions
They Vibe-in with Ortiz
In my +XXL+ shirt, lion over my jeans
It's like I'm fightin in Europe
I'm fire overseas! Hip-Hop's messiah
Bring your sire to his knees
I'm "nevaeh" in reverse, paradise in the P's
I'm Iron Mike in the '80s in the black trunks
Act pump ya lyin on your back slump
All my lions pack punch
Who wan' be rap lunch? Me
Make your snack chump
Ya likkle pistol pack pack pump, me mac dump!
Fast munch
I reckon you stay away from the wreckin ball
If I swing in your direction I'll level
You all like a measured wall
The it'sy bit'sy spider went
Up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
I'm the definition of ill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
I took Jack's crown and pushed him down
I manslaughter all around the damn border
Optimus in his +Prime+, a fuckin Transformer!
Walk in any club I'm
The subject of camcorders
So I'm slidin out the back e'ry
Night with a man's daughter
Puttin my you-know-what, you know where
No not down there, in between both ears
Leave my seeds on they nose hairs
Oh yeah I go there
What the fuck you expect? I fuck
Necks 'til they throat tears
Embody the projects, symbolize the struggle
Where the kids pawn my object
To minimize the trouble
I been in rides with duffle
Bags stuffed with the crack
Few years later I put them
Same drugs on the track
Got the globe hot from coca in
A flow you can't toca
So listen close chocha, Cllate La Boca
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Goddamn I'm the man, Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow
I skinned him and rocked that
Lil' nigga to my show
I be dipper than an O-
R-E-O cookie I'mma milk 'em for this dough
I'm a pilgrim with the hoes -
I could rock a Plymouth Sundance
In dumb pants and still thank her
For givin me a blow, job
No prob, they go home I go hard
And find another broad to hump free
Humphrey, Bo-gart
John Rambo got ammo for whole squads
I rhyme over a banjo and handle yo' bars
I'm high and won't fall like a dope nod
I'm outta here
Every rhyme's a postdated postcard
Don't mention my name
Just keep playin yo' part
Cause, I got a Gang of Wolves
Amadeus Mozart's
I don't smile, ain't gon' set it
See you in the hospital spellin' YAOWA
Yo' Ass On Wild Anesthetics
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-IE-IO
And on this farm he had you ducks
Garbage with your flow
Y'all can't fuck with Joell
That nigga's nice
Y'all just be sayin stuff that
Only he can understand
Haha, the little kids, hehe
Right about now is the time
I kick a nursery rhyme (uhh)
Goddamn it he did it again, didn't he?
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
So, it's time to get the cheese
Y'all be rhymin like yo please
I got that second vowel flow
I'm rhymin with the ease you never see me on
Lists inside these magazines
But, I'm +The Source+ of rap discussions
They Vibe-in with Ortiz
In my +XXL+ shirt, lion over my jeans
It's like I'm fightin in Europe
I'm fire overseas! Hip-Hop's messiah
Bring your sire to his knees
I'm "nevaeh" in reverse, paradise in the P's
I'm Iron Mike in the '80s in the black trunks
Act pump ya lyin on your back slump
All my lions pack punch
Who wan' be rap lunch? Me
Make your snack chump
Ya likkle pistol pack pack pump, me mac dump!
Fast munch
I reckon you stay away from the wreckin ball
If I swing in your direction I'll level
You all like a measured wall
The it'sy bit'sy spider went
Up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
I'm the definition of ill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
I took Jack's crown and pushed him down
I manslaughter all around the damn border
Optimus in his +Prime+, a fuckin Transformer!
Walk in any club I'm
The subject of camcorders
So I'm slidin out the back e'ry
Night with a man's daughter
Puttin my you-know-what, you know where
No not down there, in between both ears
Leave my seeds on they nose hairs
Oh yeah I go there
What the fuck you expect? I fuck
Necks 'til they throat tears
Embody the projects, symbolize the struggle
Where the kids pawn my object
To minimize the trouble
I been in rides with duffle
Bags stuffed with the crack
Few years later I put them
Same drugs on the track
Got the globe hot from coca in
A flow you can't toca
So listen close chocha, Cllate La Boca
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Goddamn I'm the man, Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow
I skinned him and rocked that
Lil' nigga to my show
I be dipper than an O-
R-E-O cookie I'mma milk 'em for this dough
I'm a pilgrim with the hoes -
I could rock a Plymouth Sundance
In dumb pants and still thank her
For givin me a blow, job
No prob, they go home I go hard
And find another broad to hump free
Humphrey, Bo-gart
John Rambo got ammo for whole squads
I rhyme over a banjo and handle yo' bars
I'm high and won't fall like a dope nod
I'm outta here
Every rhyme's a postdated postcard
Don't mention my name
Just keep playin yo' part
Cause, I got a Gang of Wolves
Amadeus Mozart's
I don't smile, ain't gon' set it
See you in the hospital spellin' YAOWA
Yo' Ass On Wild Anesthetics
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-IE-IO
And on this farm he had you ducks
Garbage with your flow
Y'all can't fuck with Joell
That nigga's nice
Y'all just be sayin stuff that
Only he can understand
Haha, the little kids, hehe