Johnny Cash - Everybody Loves a Nut lyrics

Everybody loves a nut the whole
World loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

There was a hermit named Fred who kept
The dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred
Fred how come you keep a dead horse
In your cave and he said well

A Columbia man named Frank had
A tiger named Hank
He tried to put Hank in his
Tank guess what happened to Frank
When they picked up the
Teets there and eyeballs
And erected a tombstone that read
Everybody loves a nut
Another Columbia fellow told queen Isabella
I don't think the world is flat and
Now what do you think about that
And she said you don't and he said no ma'm
And she said he'd get out of my
Queendom and he said yes ma'm

Everybody loves a nut