Jonas Brothers - Poor Unfortunate Souls lyrics

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they
Called me kinda strange
But, you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please, don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed
(pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls in pain
In need this one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls so sad
So true they come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please,?"
And I help them! Yes I do!



The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's much preferred for
Ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
They're not all that
Impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On ladies who withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man

Poor unfortunate souls go ahead!
Make your choice! I'm a very busy person and
I haven't got all day it won't cost much
Just your voice!
Those poor unfortunate souls so sad
So true
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll take a gulp
Take a breath go ahead
Sign the scroll nick and Kevin
Now I've got her, boys the boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate souls

In pain in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls so sad
So true they come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please,?"
And I help them! Yes I do!

Those poor unfortunate souls