JrKellyRocks - The Fresh Prince of Despair lyrics

Now this is a story all about how
My wife got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the
Prince of a thing called despair

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I
Spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b ball
Outside of the school
When August Alsina, who didn't have any gooch
Started getting up onto my wifey's cooch
I got in one little fight and Jada got scared
And said, "You're moving with your auntie
And uncle in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a meme and whеn it came near
The licеnse plate said 'Nice' and it
Had dice in the mirror
If anything, I could be on YouTube Rewind
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes
To rewind!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled out to YouTube, "Yo', Holmes
Smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of despair