JT Music - Anybody Home? lyrics

I know this is the guy
Listen, I know this is the guy
Quentin, you know this is the guy!
I'm sneaking with suspicion
But I need to peak inside!

Sorry, no one's home (Where'd he go?)
Or so it would appear (I don't see)
Trust us, you're alone (Unlock the door)
But there's one thing you should fear
(I'll find the keys)

Danger's on the road (Here he comes)
We can steer you clear (Buckle up)
You should just go home (Better run)
'Cause there's nothing to see here

I've come to get the scoop - Tell me
Why the kids are gone? I'm-
Gonna keep diggin' until I get to the bottom
Since they went "simming"


It's like everyone forgot 'em
I've found zero marbles: The
Town must've lost 'em!

I've yet to meet my Neighbor -
What's he up to at night?
There's something in his basement
And my yarn's getting light
I heard a word on the street
- He's just the unluckiest guy
But he's certainly hiding skeletons
I'm wondering why, 'cause I'm like-

Knock-knock, ding dong
Is anybody home right now? (Hello?)
Because it's been too long
Since anybody has come out (Anyone home?)

Did I witness something wicked in the window?
Just thought I ought drop on by
(How you doin'?)
You had me at the jump from the get-go
(Uh oh) 'Cause the lights are on
But it's like no one's inside

He's got the cops in his pocket
So I'm doing their job
I'm just a cutthroat reporter -
It's my duty to prod
Officer, I'm sorry to stop
You from nodding off
You should probably toss the donuts
And get back on your watch

Next up, the taxidermist, "Mister Otto
How ya doing! Had any recent projects that
Were, I don't know, human!?"
This is a hit piece, I'm on the trigger
'bout to pull it
But you're dodging questions like
I'm dodgin' bullets!

No pun intended
That end could not have been deader
So I headed to the bakery
'cause I had yet to vet her
I'm cooking up a story
Help me with the recipe
It's about invasive neighbors - I
Got one next to me!
But the baker was evasive
So I took aim at the mayor
I don't mean to interrupt
But could you cut the record player?
Beg your pardon
I'm a cat person - So I hate to hound ya
But in case you didn't hear before
I'll say it louder

Knock-knock, ding dong
Is anybody home right now? (Hello?)
'Cause something's awfully wrong
I'm gonna get it figured out (I'm coming in)

I've found a way to weasel through the window
I wonder what you're tryna hide?
('Cause I like to pry)
Suspicion can be gripping, so I must know
Why nobody's home
But they left on all the lights

You don't know what I've been through
All the hell that I've seen
One more nightmare to get through
Try to survive the design of my dreams
I've built and I've lost
I know too well the
Cost of audacious innovation
But with you gone, I can move on
Now I've lost all of my patience!

After all these years
And after all these tears
Somebody's come to threaten me again
And all of my peers?
No! My home's my own! This
Is my zone to roam! It's my house! - But I
Doubt that you're "all alone"
I know what you're up to
I've gathered all the evidence
Honestly, a bit of therapy
Could help your betterment
But with all the tension building
Masculinity reigns
So we'll both bury our trauma
And go on with our days
Well, I guess I got to the bottom
Now I'm closing the case (Go on and)

Knock-knock, ding dong
Can't make it to the door right now (Go away)
I know it's been so long
Since anyone went in or out (Bye bye)

If you witnessed something wicked
In the window
You probably don't wanna pry (Hey hey)
I'll have you at the jump from the get go
'Cause the lights are on
But it's like no one's inside

No hellos, just goodbye
You should run for the exercise
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