JT Music - Garden Warfare 2 Rap Battle lyrics

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd
Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy
If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that it's the
End of the world

I'm your Captain, I demand respect
Avast me hearties, all hands on deck
When I man the cannon, every plant will panic
One Barrel Blast and I'll send 'em scramblin'
A pirate's always got his Parrot Pal
With a trusty spyglass, I'll shoot ye down
See my pistol? She's a gleaming beauty
I've got a peg leg, but I still kick booty

Have a glass of OJ, you look thirsty
Sounds like you got a bad case of scurvy
I'm cutting through the horde
With my Orange Beam
Got an EMPeach to wreck your machines
Now clear the path, cuz I'm rollin' in
Knock you on your ass like a bowlin' pin
This ain't Vitamin C that I'm dealin' out
After I get my bounty, I'll be peelin' out

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd
Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy
If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that it's the
End of the world

To be a zombie, oh, what a shame
I'm a rose by any other name
A true sorceress of the organic sort
But my magic thistles are filled with thorns
Put you in a Time Snare and watch you squirm
Before I put you back under
The dirt with worms turn you into a goat
So you don't ba ah ah-other me
Look, Clark Kent got a lobotomy

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Brainz

That's stupid, you don't even use the cape

Hey, if I'm the hero, you're the bad guy
See my jumpsuit? (Damn, is that tight)
Don't make me tell you where I'll put my boot
I'll beat you to a pulp and cut your roots
I'm flyin' high, shooting super beams
I'm in every female teenage zombie's dreams

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd
Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy
If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that it's the
End of the world

Kernel Corn, comin' in hot
You better be ready for my Butter Barage
With a jumping Husk Hop and
A well-aimed Shuck Shot
You wouldn't believe I'm only
Made of one stalk
See the trickshots that I'm poppin' off?
I have a hard time keeping it on the cob
I'll give you a show, so grab your popcorn
(I just ran out) Well, I've got a lot more

You're the worst, what a corny verse

Shut up, you dwarf!

Being short can work
Size doesn't matter, ask my blasters
I'll crash this party like a bad disaster
Come get a load of my brand new toy
(Standby, Z-Mech's been deployed)
Launching missiles while I stomp around
Hey, which one of us is the smallest now?

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd
Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy
If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that it's the
End of the world

Have no fear, Super Brainz is here!
Seriously, that get-up is ridiculous
At least he doesn't eat
Compost for breakfast!
Coming from the midget who eats brains
Arr! Lame comeback let's see you do better
Arr, I'll admit
Your scurvy line was pretty good
Hey, uh thanks actually dig the outfit, man
Aye! Thank ye yeah, it's pretty cool