JT Music - Get Schwifty Numero Dos lyrics

Show me what you got!

Oh no Rick! the Cromulons are back again!

Oh wow Morty, Th-th-that's uncanny
It's almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute
To "Rick and Morty's Adventures"
An-And they couldn't think of
A more original way to start the song

Wait- What are you talking about?!

Nevermind

Th That doesn't even make sense!

Morty and MC Bulldops are back in the hizzy!
All my Gip Glops- All my Glip Glops put your
Hands in the air!
Morty, Morty- Drop me a fat beat!

Okay Rick!

Represtin' Earth C-137
Y-You won't get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension

ARREST HIM!
He's got a rap sheet of galactic offenses!

None of which were sexual
Everybody consented (Burp)
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed

Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close
To ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
That messed with my head!

Yeah that was dark (burp)
It's in the past though Morty
I'm gonna have to ask you to
Put this in your asshole shortly

NO WAY! I was a victim
Of a "Jelly Bean" Predator!

Think of it this way Morty
You're just building more character

Beth, lets be serious
Your fathers off his rocker

I've got no regrets Jerry
But I can't speak for my daughter

Oh my god! this family's
Such an embarrassment

Nobody asked you Summer
Come back when you become relevant

You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!

Check between my ass cheeks
If you want the recipe (eww)
Shock you like a mind fuck
Call it "Inception" just like Scary Terry

I'm all up in your head bitch!

Oh Hi Jessica!

Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices

Why would anyone need anymore than that Rick?

Morty, trust me
Your gonna get bored of that quick

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I got to go to school Rick
That's what my parents say

Shut up Morty
You don't have friends there anyway

Well at least when I had a kid
I stuck around!

You raised him pretty well
He destroyed the whole fuckin' town!

A sexbot, Morty? That's the best you can do?
You needed me to get
Jessica interested in you

Well- don't forget
You couldn't make it work out with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr meeseeks!

LOOK AT ME!

I'm fed up with always
Getting taken for granted
I should had killed your ass at the festival
Back on purge planet!

Whoa Morty, I'm impressed
That was pretty Harsh

Sorry, Rick
I gotta lay off the Yummy Yum's bars

It's all good little man
My homies got our back! Bird Person
Squanchy even Reverse Giraffe!
(Scream) just a parasite, it's under control

Good job, Rick!

Thanks, Mr poopybutthole

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Morty And Rick- track Number-Number two
NUMERO DOS! YEAHH!
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Morty on the mic and I'm high on Purgenol
I'll set fire to this track
Before I fucking burn you all!
You know I may not be smart
But I've got a lot of Heart
I make all the tough calls like
The time I killed Fart

Yeah Morty, we'll do-
We'll do whatever it costs
To get the Mulan Szechuan
Teriyaki Dipping Sauce!
Even it if means calling in Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding
Lick my balls you talentless dicks!

I'm the one true Morty and that's a fact
Alone we aren't much
But we are strong as a pack!
I'm the Mortiest Morty
And that makes me pretty awesome

Careful
A cocky Morty can lead to some real problems
Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers its the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian Crystals! Give me a hit!

I survived Anatomy Park get on my level!

I made Satan my bitch
Now he calls me the Devil

Portal Hoppin' every day

It's my favorite hobby


Can't you see that I'm Squanching?!

You couldn't trick me with
A Million layered Simulation
Guess who collapsed The
Galast-Galactic Federation
I've got a solution for any bad situation
(burp)
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation

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